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"If bananas went extinct, I'd be happy."
"I love telling others to eat their fruits and vegetables, I hate them."
"That's why there's a wonderful invention called multivitamins."
Out of Context
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Cool cat is basically a worse Barney the Dinosaur.
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Cool cat is basically a worse Barney the Dinosaur.
(yeah)
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"Next person to swear gets detention!"
"SHIT!"
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box - GAMÓ!
lani - don't swear at me boi!
box - it's greek so it doesn't count.
me - swears at him in sign language
box - sis, don't swear at me.
me - it's sign language little bro, it doesn't count. ruffles his hair in defeat
box - i hate you.
me - no you don't.
lani - time twins hurry up!
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"i'm growing bagel trees"
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"I love my school. It's the only place where you can see a sixth grade girl princess carrying another sixth grade girl and not bat an eye."
My kid sister carries me around. She likes to do it to show off I think.
"Fangirls!"
"What?!"
"We're just talking about the crown prince of Dubai again."
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@evastardust
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"T I T T Y O R A N G E S!"
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“I am not whispering ‘Cronch’ in your ear!”
"So the lord of despair is a little green monster that likes to be tickled?"
"YES! And god is Jaime Lyn Beatty!"
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"glue your tits together, ultimate pushup bra"
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"Ellen brought me into this world, and god damnit she's gonna bring me out."
“No, you don’t understand, baby shark trap remix is the second coming of our lord and savior Jesus Christ”
"sORRY DADDY I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BO- i mean forgive me father, for i have sinned against you"
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"chomp. chomp. chomp. sad. sad. scared. chomp. sad. chomp. scared. scared. scared. chomp. ahh, boink."
(Ah, Yes. Human life in a nutshell. Though you did forget the nice stuff.)
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(What nice stuff?)
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School:
Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
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(Ah, Yes. Human life in a nutshell. Though you did forget the nice stuff.)
{actually that was about that game Snake}
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(Ah, Yes. Human life in a nutshell. Though you did forget the nice stuff.)
{actually that was about that game Snake}
(Snake is a projection of real life)
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Alexander Hamilton is a bird with brain trauma from China