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@The-N-U-T-Cracker February 17, 2020

"but the other santa's hand is disappearing into your ass, and then it's coming out your front, so i'm gonna need some explanations here hunny"

@saor_illust February 17, 2020

(Asdfsedfsd WHAT???)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker February 17, 2020

(Context: someone was wearing santa print leggings where the fabrics lined up in a very… unfortunate way, and that quote was from the reddit youtuber Illuminaughti's reaction to the image)

@saor_illust February 17, 2020

(Oh lol)

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry February 17, 2020

“Hair transplants! Now you don’t have to be bald and creepy! You can just be creepy!”

@Pickles February 17, 2020

(Creepy with long, luscious hair, who doesn't want that?)

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry February 17, 2020

(🤣)

@Anemone February 17, 2020

(Sounds pretty hot ngl. ~~I'm joking, I swear._{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{I think.}}}}}}}}}}}}}~~)

@Sleep-deprived-and-Stupid February 18, 2020

DOCTOR FONZIE NIGHT DAY!
Fonzie doctor day night
Night doctor fonzie by day.
Doctor fonzie night day
doctor by fonzie, night by day
night fonzie doctor day
day night fonzie doctor night day by night
Day doctor night night fonzie
"Christ, Xander, it's three AM, please, I'm going to pee myself"

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies February 18, 2020

Character Eating soup with a Fork in an Anime
“Sh-Should we tell him”

@Sleep-deprived-and-Stupid February 18, 2020

"Are you a locomotive or a caboose?"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker February 22, 2020

"remember, kids, if you write enough highly graphic NSFW fanfictions about hell, Satan himself will file a restraining order against you, giving you an instant ticket to heaven"

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 22, 2020

"There's Big Mom."
"B-Big Mom?"
"She can manipulate souls."

@Knight-Shives February 23, 2020

"Unlike what some of the younger generation think this hat isn't for bdsm."

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry February 23, 2020

(What’s bdsm? …do I want to know?)

@Sleep-deprived-and-Stupid February 23, 2020

"BDSM? Being Depressed Some More."

@Sleep-deprived-and-Stupid February 23, 2020

(What’s bdsm? …do I want to know?)

If you don't know now, I ain't gone tell ya.

@Anemone February 23, 2020

(Do you want to know, Galaxy?)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 23, 2020

RRAAAARRL

(You don't want to know, Galaxy. Trust me, you don't.)

@Yamatsu February 23, 2020

(What’s bdsm? …do I want to know?)

If you don't know now, I ain't gone tell ya.

It stands for Bible Discussion Study Meeting, fyi

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry February 23, 2020

(What’s bdsm? …do I want to know?)

If you don't know now, I ain't gone tell ya.

It stands for Bible Discussion Study Meeting, fyi

I don’t think that’s what it means

@Anemone February 23, 2020

It really is ~~not~~.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 24, 2020

"We have no culture. We watch One Piece."

@Anemone February 24, 2020

"With this child, I can kill so many people!"

@GameMaster February 24, 2020

(What’s bdsm? …do I want to know?)

If you don't know now, I ain't gone tell ya.

It stands for Bible Discussion Study Meeting, fyi

I don’t think that’s what it means

It’s not that bad. Someone tell her

@Pickles February 24, 2020

(What’s bdsm? …do I want to know?)

If you don't know now, I ain't gone tell ya.

It stands for Bible Discussion Study Meeting, fyi

I don’t think that’s what it means

It’s not that bad. Someone tell her

No one tell her.

@Althalosian-is-the-father February 24, 2020

That's fair.

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies February 24, 2020

“Yes lemon. The most wonderius fruit to grace this earth. The will thrive for ages.. no Century's and Century’s after I die”
~Me

@Anemone February 24, 2020

"Boni? That's the plural of bonus, right?"

@Kamea February 24, 2020

"Hey, dude, you lookin' kinda…

Out of Context

GHOUUWAAGH!"