(lmao)
Out of Context
GIVE ME THAT CCK SUCKING, MOTHER F**ING, COCK A DOODLE DOLL!!
I am super late to this but YES BLACK FRIDAY
@NutEllaDraws-is-a-happy-little-bean "imagine going to a farm and the cows are like "mmmmm you like these utters of mine, they're just for you baby'"
seriously how do i unread that
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seriously how do i unread that
yeah how can I unread those cursed, cursed words?
:)
as someone who was part of the conversation, do i give context or nah
as someone who was part of the conversation, do i give context or nah
nope
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"Hide and Streak."
The name sounds like it could also be a good game of hiding and leaving water streaks on all the windows and stainless steel things around the house
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I asked my brother and he says the seeker is the one streaking
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too young
now he's playing the sims just so he can dare another Sim to go streaking
what have I done
Should it be hide and streak or streak and seek?
OR HIDE OR STREAK
"If only I could be so grossly incandescent."
-Ella to her flakies, probably
Praise the sun?
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"What's the fastest thing in the univer-"
"A cheetah."
"He's like a drunk Pepé Le Pew.. It's great. Even when he's not drunk."
“Great! We’ve got the Oklahomies and the Idahoes”
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“Great! We’ve got the Oklahomies and the Idahoes”
I don't even want context, that's beautiful on its own
(It’s the most beautiful thing)
“Great! We’ve got the Oklahomies and the Idahoes”
i've been calling my oklahoma friends oklahomies
My baby sister: “Love you tho Death”
"What a sweet little number. And I guess the song was good too."
"Don't worry ma'am, I'm just making sexual advances on your daughter is all. She gives me tingles down in my penis area."
"I wanna make your daughter my bride!
She's a child.
Then my child bride! Alright, alright alright!"