"It smells like crimes against nature and cereal in here…what kind of cereal is that?"
I can't give context because there is none
Out of Context
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On the same note:
"It smells like hair products and despair."
"Smell that?" inhale "Foam particles and sadness."
"size doesn't matter to me as long as it isn't black"
"size doesn't matter to me as long as it isn't black"
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"It smells like hair products and despair."
"Smell that?" inhale "Foam particles and sadness."
me compulsively bleaching my hair and dying it blue
‘canberra’s been cancelled.’
‘finally. so darwin?’
"I'm makin corona cornbread"
"glue your tits together. ultimate push-up bra."
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gasps "Ace draping himself dramatically over a couch."
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"Quadreeeeeee"
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“Here, have a gagging cat video”
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“Here, have a gagging cat video”
yes please
No thanks, my cat throws up enough on her own
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“Here, have a gagging cat video”
yes please
want me to send it to you?
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“Here, have a gagging cat video”
yes please
want me to send it to you?
yes
on where?
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“Here, have a gagging cat video”
yes please
want me to send it to you?
yes
on where?
is it a yt video?
no it’s one I have on my phone
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"Where's my sword- I mean Chromebook."
"Oh shit! A Tonberry! Oh fuck!"
"Wanna join the geezer gang?"
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"Sometimes, life is just shaking a tree and hoping there aren't any wasps. That's not deep, I'm just playing Animal Crossing."
"Sophie what were you on making this because I need it."
"Sunday Best more like Sunday Worst."
"I'm all for the ethical treatment of animals, but"
"Thank god Axl isn't wearing his stupid fucking jorts anymore."