Out of Context
"There's a book on how to become a frog."
group
"Don't like your butt during the mass!"
"meet me at the back with a wiper blade, a CD player, some italian bread, and a tiny box nothing fits in"
(you can't just say that and then not tell me what book)
("Becoming a Frog")
Legg
“Draco is a lesbian cavewoman”
group
"You're stupid."
"Your mom is stupid!"
"We have the same mom. We're siblings."
a: "think happy things. like. think about your boyfriend."
me: smiles
a: "you can have him over, y'know. once the world stops ending."
me: "except i'm terrified of him meeting you and [redacted]. soooooo…no."
group
"It's like the infinity gauntlet, but with spam."
ytidrusba ym htiw gnilaed roF
group
ytidrusba ym htiw gnilaed roF
Why-
Why can I read this so easily?
What sort of God-forsaken abomination have you unleashed upon this world
(The best kind obviously)
What sort of God-forsaken abomination have you unleashed upon this world
thank you
group
Imagine if Dr. Phil was a writer and he was on here
I would jump off a cliff. In Minecraft.
group
"So this is what being an only child feels like."
"Do you like it?"
"Yeah. And luckily, I have a foolproof method to keep it that way."
"What does bandwidth limit?"
"Well, it limits-"
"Don't say bandwidth."
"Oh, my dad's evil, okay, let's go guys."
"I am the misplaced sock demon that crawled out of God's washing machine."
"Sunscreen tastes like mayonnaise"
"Sunscreen tastes like mayonnaise"
@MontJyn @Pickles-Says-Fear-Elizobeef
group
Nooo don't eat the kitty!!
slorp
"yess this is patrick… the one who went to thicc school, and got a masters degree in thicc… aw thicc yeah~"