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@RedTheLoveless May 16, 2020

"How do you shoot yourself with a longbow? You fucking idiot."

@Anemone May 16, 2020

(I wish for the context of both of those.)

@RedTheLoveless May 17, 2020

(We took a "What Disney Princess Are You?" quiz and our guy friend got Rapunzel, and he already has kinda-long hair, so someone made the off-hand comment of "Bro-punzel" and now he has committed to growing his hair out even longer so he can cosplay as Rapunzel.)
(The second one was where we were talking about dumb ways people died, and this dude died from shooting himself with a longbow. He had notched the arrow, but it refused to fire, so he turned the bow around and at that moment it fired and stuck him in the head, right next to his eye. He died the next day.)

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 17, 2020

(I would love to see the finished product of the Bro-punzel endeavor)

@Anemone May 17, 2020

(Oh wow. Bro-punzel sounds awesome. And… I have no comment for the dude with the longbow.)

@Pickles May 17, 2020

(chuckles in studio c)

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 17, 2020

(omg i forgot about that one)

@Althalosian-is-the-father May 17, 2020

(Wait which one?)

@RedTheLoveless May 17, 2020

(See I would, but I'm awkward when asking for photos of other people, or even photos with other people, so I don't think I'll actually be able to show you guys unless he sends me an unprompted pic)

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 17, 2020

(Wait which one?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2MBl4TsY_I.

@Althalosian-is-the-father May 17, 2020

(Ah. I thought it was a longbow one.)

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry May 17, 2020

so we were watching this blippi alphabet thing because it was so bad that it made it good, and these were some of my mom's comments

letter p
Mom: shouts at the top of her lungs P—S _{_{_{_{it's censored but it was the private part}}}}

letter s
Mom: it's s*x toy

letter x
Blippi: It's sticking out and it's really big! (It was xylophone btw)
Mom: whispering it's his p—s _{_{_{_{sake word as before}}}}

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry May 17, 2020

Oh yeah I forgot about the part where she flipped off blippi

@The-N-U-T-Cracker May 17, 2020

"yO DADDY SO DUMMY THIKCC"

@Yamatsu May 17, 2020

"That was the scariest time in my life, and I'm including when I got mortared."

@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e May 17, 2020

"Do not speak to your maternal parental unit like that, young lady. Would you like to feel the discipline wand?" (holds up a balloon on a stick.)

@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e May 17, 2020

"Their foreheads were toUCHING"

@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e May 17, 2020

"I'm gonna be a Birthmother!!"

@Yamatsu May 17, 2020

"Delayed Onset Face Fire"

@The-Magician May 17, 2020

“YoU CAnt jUsT POp up In tHE bATHroOm!”

@RedTheLoveless May 17, 2020

"Oh fuckies they got puppies"

@Pickles May 17, 2020

"I too wear my underwear and a top hat and drink beer when I play chess because that's the only way to do it."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker May 18, 2020

"ford x ferrari erotic fanfiction"

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 18, 2020

(w h a t)

@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e May 18, 2020

(what the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land)

@Althalosian-is-the-father May 18, 2020

"I'm a homeschooler. The only time I raise my hand is when the Furor walks by."

@Althalosian-is-the-father May 18, 2020

"Carpe diem. The fish of God."

@Althalosian-is-the-father May 18, 2020

(Thank my older brother for those gems.)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL May 18, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Carpe diem. The fish of God."

Please tell him that I love this.

@Althalosian-is-the-father May 18, 2020

Will do.

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