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@The-Magician May 13, 2020

"Pass me a package of fucks and a lighter"
—–Pickles 2020

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 13, 2020

"You're done insulting me, now you're on to my rice?"

@The-Magician May 13, 2020

"First you take my jumper—–"
Me: "You gave it to me."
"Now you want to drive my car!"
Me: "Yeah pretty much."
"WHAT MORE DO YOU WA—–Don't answer that, forget I said anything."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker May 13, 2020

“IS THIS A GODDAMN BDSM MASK FOR CATS?!?!”

@Kie May 13, 2020

(CONTEXT PLEASE A<JDKHF)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker May 13, 2020

(CONTEXT PLEASE A<JDKHF)

(YouTuber’s reaction to this wish ad appearing in their Reddit feed)

@Yamatsu May 13, 2020

"Ha ha! I've finally got the rope saw down from the tree!"
Literally the next tree
"Sheeit."
"What?"
"The rope saw's stuck."

Deleted user May 13, 2020

s: "do you ever just get, like, absolutely destroyed by your boyfriend?"
me: weird look
s: "yeah…me either."

@Pickles May 13, 2020

"it sleeps with its tongue out of course it's sexual"
"oh ok time to write nsfw fanfiction about my cat"

@Althalosian-is-the-father May 13, 2020

Me: This online graduation sounds so lame.
Me: I don't want to.

British Friend: me either but it’s better than doing nothing at all.

Me: Eh. E and I thought that it would be better I march around the house in the cap (and maybe some bedsheets) while the Jurassic Park theme plays except it's just the autotuned version of What are those! Sounds like a lot more fun ngl.

@Rainy_day_artist_classic May 13, 2020

Bolting upward
"ALWAYS DIE COMFORTABLE."

@RedTheLoveless May 14, 2020

"We know you're gay Mary, it's time to come out."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 14, 2020

"Share your recipes."

"Step one. Get donut. Step two. Eat."

Deleted user May 14, 2020

"Hey, are you thick?"
"No, but my toes are."

@Althalosian-is-the-father May 14, 2020

"The one movie that makes me want to be a furry."

@Kie May 14, 2020

(I hope whoever said that meant the bee movie)

@Althalosian-is-the-father May 14, 2020

(No.)

@Kie May 14, 2020

(Alvin and the Chipmunks??? I'm running out of ideas here)

@Althalosian-is-the-father May 14, 2020

(Beauty and the Beast.)

@Kie May 14, 2020

(Ah.)

Deleted user May 14, 2020

"go fight a squirrel"

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry May 14, 2020

(Beauty and the Beast.)

(That reminds me of this thing I saw that explained different musicals, and Beauty and the Beast was "France's First Furries")

@Kie May 14, 2020

"I’m not sure if I should trust this trade or not! What are your opinions on dressing like a Lebanese prostitute?"

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies May 15, 2020

"The one movie that makes me want to be a furry."

Context please

@Yamatsu May 15, 2020

"Y'know, this is really more of a formality. We just came out here to make sure you weren't three guys in a shed."
"Ahahahahaha! Oh god, we're in so much trouble!"

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 15, 2020

"Murder, mutant vegetables, time capsules, and fun. Where else can can you get that in [city]?"

@Yamatsu May 15, 2020

"Did I ever tell you about the time I sneezed so hard I shit my pants?"

@Yamatsu May 15, 2020

"HA! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX? NOPE! MANDIBLES!"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL May 15, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"What is it with you two and self-defecating humor?"

@Kie May 15, 2020

(Self-defecating? I hope they meant something else-)

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