@Yamatsu May 01, 2020

"BLAZE, YOUR FAT ASS CUCKED MY BOOST"

I'd like context pleASe

SRB2K

@Anemone May 02, 2020

"I will suck seed!"

Deleted user May 02, 2020

(NIE I'M MAKING THAT PICREW RIGHT NOW)
(T W I N S)

Deleted user May 02, 2020

(AS WE S P E A K)

@Anemone May 02, 2020

(N i c e.)

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 02, 2020

In a very condescending voice
"Biological warfare bad."

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies May 02, 2020

(Is it tho?)

@SpookyJim May 02, 2020

(why is that such a mood)

@SpookyJim May 02, 2020

"No no nO! Don't put your mouth on that, that's not-"
"Jesus christ no stOp-"
inhale
"I hope you get STDs from that."

@evastardust RRAAAARRL May 02, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Can we use [redacted]'s spreadsheet-"
"No."

"What is it?"
"Sex addiction. They phrase it nice though."

@Anemone May 03, 2020

bites bottom lip "Yeah, girl. Why don't you drop on the deck and flop like a fish for me?"

@Kie May 03, 2020

(I feel like that's something I was never meant to see and now I'll probably repeat it when talking to my friends without even thinking)

@Anemone May 03, 2020

(Ah, yes. All your friends shall soon flop just for you.)

@Kie May 03, 2020

(I have one who probably will because he's just that kinda way but the rest of em will probably yell at me lmfao)

@Anemone May 03, 2020

("If the homies don't flop, them you must drop." - Yoda)

@Kie May 03, 2020

(I would do that if they don't flop, but I don't think I could ever find friends willing to listen to me scream over the phone for hours ever again. ~~Apparently I am loUD as hell when I die in Minecraft.~~)

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies May 03, 2020

“Joe is the husband”

“And Alex is the husband’s husband”

@Anemone May 04, 2020

"I wanna know how warm my ass is!"

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 06, 2020

inhale
"If you're gonna make Sanji's tarts, make them aesthetically pleasing, Emily!!"

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 06, 2020

This just in, new tart quotes dragging Emily:

inhale
"EVEN. SPACING. BETWEEN. THE. PEARS. What even is that? THEY'RE OVERLAPPING, EMILY. SANJI WOULD NEVER LET HIS PEARS OVERLAP."
sigh
"Emily, you're a disgrace to the Straw Hat Pirates."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 06, 2020

I've decided that this weekend, I'm gonna do Sanji some justice and make some aesthetically pleasing tarts.
coughcoughEMILYcoughcough

@The-Magician May 06, 2020

~~I feel attacked with everything you said~~

Deleted user May 06, 2020

there's a walrus going around

@Anemone May 07, 2020

Rollercoaster? Ahh!
Another drink? Yes, please!
Knock, knock? Who's there?
Hotel? Trip Advisor. Fuck you, Trivago.

@Yamatsu May 07, 2020

You'll pry my jorts from my cold, dead buttcheeks

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 07, 2020

"The artillery proved useless in the dense forest? I'll one up you. I'm useless on any terrain."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 07, 2020

(what a page starter)

@Pickles May 07, 2020

(I'm just glad it's not Yamatsu's)

@Yamatsu May 07, 2020

(Oh, come on! Mine's hilarious! You can't tell me that the word "buttcheeks" doesn't at least make you snicker? It doesn't have to be even a laugh, or a chortle, or a guffaw!)

@Pickles May 07, 2020

(oh no it was, but I wouldn't have been able to breathe through my laughter if that was the page starter)

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there's a walrus going around