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@The-N-U-T-Cracker June 28, 2020

i love this idea
i'm in

@evastardust RRAAAARRL June 28, 2020

RRAAAARRL

“An ace sex worker is a hug worker.”

I'm down. Nutella, you want to start a business?

Instead of showing up to do the yiffy wiffy, hug workers show up to talk to you, give you a shoulder to cry on, hugs, and chocolate. Sometimes they'll do fun stuff like take you grocery shopping at night, or on a walk downtown
Wholesome fren stuff

@The-N-U-T-Cracker June 28, 2020

i'm even more in
i've found my dream career

@Althalosian-is-the-father June 28, 2020

Cool. I'll try to make deep talks about how they matter and have a place in the universe.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL June 28, 2020

RRAAAARRL

~~So basically a rentable therapist who gives you candy and friendship~~
~~I'm down, not gonna lie-~~

@berlioz June 28, 2020

https://snugglebuddies.com/pricing/
They already exist lol

@Althalosian-is-the-father June 28, 2020

I'm not sure about snuggling. That's more than too much for someone I don't know.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks June 28, 2020

I found my dream career path

@Althalosian-is-the-father June 28, 2020

~~So basically a rentable therapist who gives you candy and friendship~~
~~I'm down, not gonna lie-~~

But like. Without a licence. So best friend type of therapist.

@Knight-Shives June 28, 2020

I’ve made many jokes about this before because it’s great

@Pickles June 28, 2020

"No? It's about coal, woman!"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker June 28, 2020

"To clean myself, I use Dave"

@berlioz June 28, 2020

~~My cat's name is Dave and I was just petting him~~

@Fraust June 29, 2020

I will vore your infant

@Knight-Shives June 29, 2020

I will vore your infant

Wtf….

@Fraust June 29, 2020

Okay so basically, I do art streams, and one of the jokes was "If you touch Nathaniel, I will swallow your firstborn whole" because that's kinda where my brain is at
And that ended up being "I will vore your infant" which is clearly much better

@Knight-Shives June 29, 2020

Alright, that makes more sense

@Fraust June 29, 2020

Lmao

@Knight-Shives June 29, 2020

“I don’t want to hit you! I want to play cards!”

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry June 29, 2020

“wibbly wobbly we are one, this banana i’m holding is now a gun”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker June 29, 2020

“You’re late.”
“Oh I’m sorry Frodo, the clapping of my asscheeks killed the first set of horses”

@Althalosian-is-the-father June 29, 2020

-0-

@Knight-Shives June 29, 2020

“FUCK THE SUITCASE “

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town June 29, 2020

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU ON MY BANANAS?!"

@The-Magician June 29, 2020

"I wonder if I can turn my ruler into a d*ck"

@Pickles June 29, 2020

"I wonder if I can turn my ruler into a d*ck"

Okay well first of all this isn't sanitary at all

@Knight-Shives June 29, 2020

“Maybe the boooo~ noise is a ghost mating call?”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker June 29, 2020

"I wonder if I can turn my ruler into a d*ck"

Okay well first of all this isn't sanitary at all

well to be fair neither is the alternative

@Pickles June 29, 2020

"I wonder if I can turn my ruler into a d*ck"

Okay well first of all this isn't sanitary at all

well to be fair neither is the alternative

Okay I'm not a guy but I'm pretty sure they don't stick their dicks in the same places rulers go

@The-N-U-T-Cracker June 29, 2020

yeah and rulers don't urinate

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