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"Hentai-Man?"
"That's my superhero-sona"
D:
Lavender cocaine?
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Lavender cocaine?
I'll take it all, might put me to sleep
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"No, I will not stop making Mafia-related innuendos."
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"Hit about it and fuggetaboudit"
"Not if you put condoms on your eyes"
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"Not if you put condoms on your eyes"
Reminds me of the water condom challenge
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“What if we’re roommates and not soulmates?”
"I mean this in the nicest way possible, but she sounds like that indie singer welcomes you to her kitchen vine."
"Scott Pilgrim? Isn't that the guy from Slaughterhouse-Five?"
"Oh no! The nosh!"
"She was singing her own funeral music."
"The only prison security guard, Paul Blart."
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"Scott Pilgrim? Isn't that the guy from Slaughterhouse-Five?"
When I say I screamed-
"It's the Waluigi of the paint world"
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"It's the Waluigi of the paint world"
I need to know the context-
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"It's the Waluigi of the paint world"
I need to know the context-
The one paint that wasn't added to the Smash Bros roster
"So, it's just Maroon 5 in the 80s."
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"She's gone? c r a b r a v e-"
It's not like I've got fuckin exzema and i just fuckin scratch my arm or some shit and be like "hehehe you get the exzema now" and shave that onto you like parmesan cheese onto your pasta, like fuck outta here
"It's time to salt the newborn"
(Please tell me these two phrases were said either by the same person or within a close timeframe of each other)
"I'm on my knees… wait no not in that way god dammit-"
(Please tell me these two phrases were said either by the same person or within a close timeframe of each other)
(both, but in unrelated conversations unfortunately)
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"She's gone? c r a b r a v e-"
-Every 5th grade class ever when the teacher leaves the room for 0.01 seconds
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"Vag's sporting goods"
PICKLES
school
"CAN MY DOG NOT FUCK THE CAT TODAY"
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"If you saw Chewbacca's dad, you wouldn't want to watch him jack it either."
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HE'S JUST TALKING I SWEAR THE GIF IS NOT OF HIM DOING IT-
