Out of Context
i didn’t even remember this chat existed lmaoo
“The satisfaction of proving you wrong would be more satisfactory than eating you ever could.”
“You can not potsum your shorn shorn as much as you are; one time, my love, ago not to doubt, art.“
And finally,
“Wasn't it about your ass?“
"i got a medium d*ck. it can talk to ghosts"
"i got a medium d*ck. it can talk to ghosts"
I feel like I've heard this before. What's it from?
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"i got a medium d*ck. it can talk to ghosts"
I feel like I've heard this before. What's it from?
I think it was from Tumblr?
Ahhh yeah I remember now
"cruella de vil is a furry"
"I wouldn't be surprised if he was in a freezer in a garage."
There's a whole story about this guy what is happening, my true crime mind is reeling
Update: I heard the story and I don't have the context of who these people are but my uncle isn't giving up his freezer joke (so in case y'all are wondering, this is where I get it), and said dude is missing and maybe gay
"It's the Amish mafia"
"I think he probably saw just a really gay pigeon"
"now i just whip out my banana and-"
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Nose douche
"You can have it"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
Eats cherry
"I was kidding"
"You can't joke about food right now"
"You gave away dinner last night"
"And when were you going to cook it?" Long stare
"Do you want him back?"
"No"
My grandma: "You turned out good"
Uncle: "Meh"
His gf: "Some days are better than others"
Uncle: "Sorry I worked for you today"
"He doesn't hear me at all"
Eyebrow waggle and smirk
"Forget the environment, save yourself!"
"You killed the lunch lady with her own ladel! Rude!"
"Save the trees!"
"WHAT ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET?!"
"I was tired of busting butts"
"Right"
"So I need more energy"
"Sure"
"So I raged on that there trash can"
"I follow"
"It birthed a fully cooked chicken "
"You're losing me…"
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"First you make a karaoke bar in the shape of a maple leaf,"
"Mhm!"
"Then you make it only Canadian colors,"
"Yep!"
"Then you make a Baby Yoda shrine behind the bar,"
"Exactly!"
"Then you make the lot value exactly $69,420?"
"That's precisely what I did!"
"this joke got weird and implies that I am luring horny birds to my porch to let them down easy so let's just move on now"
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"Have you ever met God in the form of a plush Pikachu on Tumblr?"
"Oh yeah put your dough-y balls on my table"
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“Who doesn’t want to be killed by some bagpipes?”
"if galaxy-sized anime tiddies can save the earth, then so be it"
"Secretly I'm very lonely. Where did that come from?"