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"Why isn't everyone in the world making love all at the same time?"

"There's vomit on my mom's spaghetti."

"Shrek was the original emotional support animal"

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"It's like looking up the Queen's skirt and finding she's wearing a thong."
"Jeremy, what the fuck."

"It needs to say 'I'm a slightly crass rich old politician dude.'"
"Trump"

"Don't lie to yourself, old man names are not coming back."

"Don't lie to yourself, old man names are not coming back."

Okay but some are nice though-

"Don't lie to yourself, old man names are not coming back."

Okay but some are nice though-

Don't try to tell me Karen's naming her fifth son Malcolm and not Zackari

"Don't lie to yourself, old man names are not coming back."

Okay but some are nice though-

Don't try to tell me Karen's naming her fifth son Malcolm and not Zackari

Henry will always be a God-tier name, and no Karens can change that.

"There's Dom, he's not thinking about anything. Which is fitting for Dom."

It was the Animal Crossing villager
Not you

"But wait, the flowers are on the beach-ohmygodthere'sadeadbody"

"One more emotional trauma should put Arthur over the top!"

"He's even gayer in English-"

"LARRY COMMITS TAX EVASION!!"

"LARRY COMMITS TAX EVASION!!"

Cue a rushed Veggietales theme song where the tuba's weak as fuck

"LARRY COMMITS TAX EVASION!!"

Cue a rushed Veggietales theme song where the tuba's weak as fuck

That's exactly the Larry I'm referring to.