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@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies July 16, 2020

“Look at you strawberry Blonde YOU WONT GET OUTTA MY HEAD, I love it when YOU FINALLY GET OUTTA MY HEAD!”

@Pickles July 16, 2020

"Stop feeding your biking habit."

Deleted user July 16, 2020

"People in glass houses shouldn't thow bears."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks July 16, 2020

"People in glass houses shouldn't thow bears."

I mean, they're not wrong

@SpookyScarySnoteleks July 16, 2020

"Make some spaghetti, get away from the death scene."

"Both his moms are in his inventory."

"Your mother just died and you're doing the yiffy wiffy so loud right next door to the death scene."

Deleted user July 17, 2020

“I think the ultimate power move is changing in front of your open window.”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 17, 2020

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@Althalosian-is-the-father July 17, 2020

OH MY GOSH IT'S THE THING!!!!!!!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 17, 2020

did you have the misfortune of stumbling upon that as well
cause I’m in pain

@evastardust RRAAAARRL July 17, 2020

RRAAAARRL

The fact that Dom knows what that cursed sentence refers to and not me makes me Uncomfy

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 17, 2020

A super terrible vampire fic that I sent to Eris.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 17, 2020

~~so that’s what you two were talking about-~~

@Yamatsu July 17, 2020

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks July 17, 2020

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@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town July 17, 2020

"Oompa-Loompas on crack"

@Pickles July 17, 2020

"The great cheeto"

Deleted user July 17, 2020

"You're putting green tea on your mouth?"
"Where do you think green tea goes?"
"IN your mouth."

@evastardust RRAAAARRL July 17, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Da big round thing up in da sky-"

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 17, 2020

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Nigahiga?

@Starfast July 17, 2020

*Pointing at a deer* Is that a mailbox?!

Deleted user July 17, 2020

*Pointing at a deer* Is that a mailbox?!

xD Reminds me of when my friend saw a cat on someone's porch and thought it was a big squirrel.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks July 17, 2020

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Deleted user July 17, 2020

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@Yamatsu July 17, 2020

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I don't think I want to know what that's equivalent to…

Deleted user July 17, 2020

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I don't think I want to know what that's equivalent to…

You don’t

@SpookyScarySnoteleks July 17, 2020

"I was up at 3 AM watching you make jokes about Mothman's thicc ass."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 17, 2020

“So if i feed a baby a shark i can have sex with it later?“

Deleted user July 17, 2020

“So if i feed a baby a shark i can have sex with it later?“

W-what… o.o

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 17, 2020

"yes, all those milk stains"
"we are about to get milked for your pleasure"

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town July 17, 2020

*Pointing at a deer* Is that a mailbox?!

_{i dont know why but this makes me think of "is this a pigeon?"}

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