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@evastardust RRAAAARRL July 09, 2020

RRAAAARRL

(Throw me in the gulag, Stalin Daddy uwu)
(Kill me for real please, I don't deserve life after typing that-)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 09, 2020

(pwease punish me satan-chan wiff uw big, thik paws and ur wovewy warge titsh, i've been weawwy naughty & desewve 2 die, pwease sewiouswy i'm begging u end me wight now be4 its 2 wate pwease they'ww find me @ any moment & i don't want 2 no what they'ww dew 2 me when they weawize i'm da 1 who cawwed the cops on him pwease don't weave me i need to kiww mysewf, oh gawd they'we hewe it's ovew, pwease wen they find my body teww them dat da muwdewew's name wajbhavtfvgjhAouiepjjnAAAAi0830000)

@Pickles July 09, 2020

(I'm not even going to read that)

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 09, 2020

(You both deserve death by BTS.)

@Pickles July 09, 2020

"That's called murder, my guy."

Deleted user July 09, 2020

“Dude, your overwhelming situation with your gayness is getting out of hand.”

“Ah, frick, you’re right, it’s not June.”

@Pickles July 09, 2020

"Beer Can and Captain Hook."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 10, 2020

"Emotional regression is stored in the b a l l s"

@Pickles July 10, 2020

"Skim is for c h i l d r e n"

@berlioz July 10, 2020

:)

Deleted user July 10, 2020

A fork with no pockets.

@Pickles July 10, 2020

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@Pickles July 10, 2020

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@Pickles July 10, 2020

dramatically "It was the summer of '89… The locusts were upon us-"

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry July 10, 2020

"gonna go kill some cactuses"

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry July 10, 2020

to the tube of that one farmer's jingle "we are arby's, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"

@Pickles July 10, 2020

to the tube of that one farmer's jingle "we are arby's, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"

I hate that I didn't notice anything off when I sang it my head the first time

@Pickles July 10, 2020

"It's called prostitution."

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@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 10, 2020

"x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty"

~Altrince, 2020

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 10, 2020

"ah minors, my favorite snack!"
~Me, 2020

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry July 10, 2020

"we're all just dark trumps"

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town July 10, 2020

"My arms look like uncooked churros"

@Pickles July 10, 2020

"Is this butter? Because it's really good."

@The-Magician July 10, 2020

(Ella please stop 😂)

@berlioz July 10, 2020

"If you don't know who Elon Musk is,,, that seems,,, like an interesting… state to be in?"

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town July 10, 2020

"fashionable yee-haw"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 10, 2020

"WHO in the ORANGATANG TITTY FUCK COUGHS on a BABY???!?!?!"

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry July 10, 2020

"i'm geometrysexual. i f**k geometry"

@SpookyScarySnoteleks July 10, 2020

"If you don't turn off the Magikarp song, that apple will look funny up your nostril."

@evastardust RRAAAARRL July 10, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Barbie's next career: cult leader!"

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