yeah shoppings weird ever go to the seafood isle and “who eats this stuff?!”
Me…
Same…Particularly salmon and popcorn shrimp.
Salmon is legit tf
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yeah shoppings weird ever go to the seafood isle and “who eats this stuff?!”
Me…
Same…Particularly salmon and popcorn shrimp.
Salmon is legit tf
I eat it all. Sushi, squid, shrimp, fish…
yeah shoppings weird ever go to the seafood isle and “who eats this stuff?!”
Me…
Same…Particularly salmon and popcorn shrimp.
Salmon is legit tf
I eat it all. Sushi, squid, shrimp, fish…
Sushi is the best. My brother ate squid once [my mother made him] and spat it right out, so I'm still hesitant to try it.
yeah shoppings weird ever go to the seafood isle and “who eats this stuff?!”
Me…
Same…Particularly salmon and popcorn shrimp.
Salmon is legit tf
I eat it all. Sushi, squid, shrimp, fish…
Sushi is the best. My brother ate squid once [my mother made him] and spat it right out, so I'm still hesitant to try it.
I love calamari!
Person A: [Screams indignantly]
Person B: Thanks.
In eerie monotonous voice
"Everything I do, I do for my ship."
group
Y’all got any wool gloves Visible confusion from those who don’t understand
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@evastardust
groupRRAAAARRL
RRAAAARRL
'Do you want some orange juice?????'
"Hey, kid, wanna buy some… spooooOOOOOOONS?"
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“WALUIGI’S TACO STAND BUT WALUIGI IS GAY!”
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@evastardust
groupRRAAAARRL
RRAAAARRL
"BELWAH!"
"CHRIS PRATT SQUARED!"
"Riiiiight, the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?"
"MY PRECIOUS UWU BEANS!"
"Riiiiight, the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?'
I get this one
"Riiiiight, the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?'
I get this one
Yeah my friends and I use this one too
If you’ve seen a dick then you’re not a penis.
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If you’ve seen a dick then you’re not a penis.
Wait…What???
'Do you want some orange juice?????'
OMG I HAVE ONE LIKE THAT
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@evastardust
groupRRAAAARRL
RRAAAARRL
'Do you want some orange juice?????'
OMG I HAVE ONE LIKE THAT
Spoiler Alert: Twas really a mimosa.
If you’ve seen a dick then you’re not a penis.
Wait…What???
ehe, I love messing up when I talk
'Do you want some orange juice?????'
OMG I HAVE ONE LIKE THAT
Spoiler Alert: Twas really a mimosa.
Lol spoiler alert: mine was actually worse
pets
"GO GO GADGET PEEEENIS"
"You're really heckin' me off brother, I'm on my last owo"
Person A: I beat him with my bare fists.
Persons B and C: You have bear fists?
Person D: You two need to stop hanging out together.
This is from eddsworld) HOLY LONY PONY EATING MACRONI
(U gotta say it fast)
Keep your station clean, or I WILL KILL YOU!
Keep your station clean, or I WILL KILL YOU!
Science teachers…
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"it's BLUE?!?!?"
"It's dreadful, the kids will love it!"
"Doggone!"
"Junior isn't very straight… I didn't mean it that way, Lauren!!"
"Perfume is made from whale barf."
The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai
Power Goofy level 9
ReMeMbEr KiDs EaT bEEF StAy brOCCOLI
You try to sing with your friends when you are out and about, but they pretend to not know you 'cause you're weirding them out