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"Are you okay? You seem to have lost the plot."
Me on the floor, dying, laughing wildly as tears stream down my face: "I aM cOnFuSeD pErSoN!!!""So which is the guy you like at work?"
"Harry."
"Is he the one who gave you the hickey?"
"No that's Hayden."
"Okay and who is James?"
"He's another guy at work."
"Jesus Christ you get around…""I'm confused, who are you today?"
"Good question, I haven't figured that bit out myself yet."
"Ah… Hello Danny.""Gotta have my daily tall water ya know!"
"You hate water."
Me, crying with a wide grin as I sip my water: "I know…""How did you get lost in a forest?"
"I was with two gays who were talking about cars, I wasn't looking where I was going as I made notes.""You go to my college as well???"
"Yeah, I haven't seen you around though."
"Oh, you will."(… These are the best on this forum.)
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