put inside jokes here with no context

WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE falls off something

"…The fuck is a drop bear?"

"…The fuck is a drop bear?"

Now that I can clarify as a certified Australian citizen. (I got my enamel pin and certificate when I turned ten after I wrested a crocodile) A drop bear is a dangerous creature that lives all over the vicious planes of 'Straya. They feed off of kangaroos and will drop onto their prey and claw them to death with the sharp nails. Quite frankly, they're one of the most civilised creatures I've ever met, sometimes they even ride the kangaroos. Although there has been cases where they attack people and sadly they end up crippled, there is only a…. 34.0576% chance you will be attacked. Stay away from gum trees, although that is near impossible.

THERE’S A CAT SLEEPING IN YOUR LAUNDRY, YOU’RE THE CHOSEN ONE NOW

"…The fuck is a drop bear?"

Now that I can clarify as a certified Australian citizen. (I got my enamel pin and certificate when I turned ten after I wrested a crocodile) A drop bear is a dangerous creature that lives all over the vicious planes of 'Straya. They feed off of kangaroos and will drop onto their prey and claw them to death with the sharp nails. Quite frankly, they're one of the most civilised creatures I've ever met, sometimes they even ride the kangaroos. Although there has been cases where they attack people and sadly they end up crippled, there is only a…. 34.0576% chance you will be attacked. Stay away from gum trees, although that is near impossible.

I'm done XD. I actually thought they were real once, then I looked it up and was just like "…Oh."

"…The fuck is a drop bear?"

Now that I can clarify as a certified Australian citizen. (I got my enamel pin and certificate when I turned ten after I wrested a crocodile) A drop bear is a dangerous creature that lives all over the vicious planes of 'Straya. They feed off of kangaroos and will drop onto their prey and claw them to death with the sharp nails. Quite frankly, they're one of the most civilised creatures I've ever met, sometimes they even ride the kangaroos. Although there has been cases where they attack people and sadly they end up crippled, there is only a…. 34.0576% chance you will be attacked. Stay away from gum trees, although that is near impossible.

I'm done XD. I actually thought they were real once, then I looked it up and was just like "…Oh."

Ooooft

Lily LACES

"There is A CHILD present!!!"

"Call the Hammer!"

In an Italian accent: "No candles, no mass."

If I were a Disney villain, I'd be Kluae

CLUCK CLUCK YOU THIEVING MOTHERFUCKERS!!

smuggle buggle

The plot CHICKENS

Ooh, on the note of chickens,

"In politics, you can always find the chicken. When you find the chicken, you can evade anything."

(I am thoroughly confused now. lol)

The Fortune Cat, the Bird & Sound manager, and the Ainsley…

BUT ARE THOSE BUBBLES SCENTED WITH HIGH-QUALITY, 100% PURE, GRADE A, SUPER FANCY YOUNG LIVING^TM ESSENTIAL OILS????!?!?!

Angelina!
Alyssa!
And Meggy!
The Syker sisters!

(coughs Hamilton much?)

(coughs Hamilton much?)

(I’m not a huge Hamilfan and I’ve only listened to it once but I do like it. Would you like context?)

(coughs Hamilton much?)

(I’m not a huge Hamilfan and I’ve only listened to it once but I do like it. Would you like context?)

(Yeet.)

(coughs Hamilton much?)

(I’m not a huge Hamilfan and I’ve only listened to it once but I do like it. Would you like context?)

(Yeet.)

(It was at a STEM camp and we did this activity where we had to be in teams of three. I was with two of my friends and we called our team the Schuyler Sisters. But when they went to write the name on the board they wrote the Syker Sisters)

(Wow…)

(we love when people get names wrong lol)

My drama teacher said Hugh Jackson was an excellent Valjean

(Who else here has little inside jokes they share with no one but themselves? Because I have a ton of them and it’s slightly embarrassing)

(me! for example: her battery was death)