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Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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- "It makes my backbone tickle, and it drains my spinal fluid."
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"It's so cool!! There's this one part where there's blood and guts and meat chunks all over the walls and a counter where the actors can stand on and stand over you." "MEAT CHUNKS??" "Yeah! There's also limbs hanging from the ceiling"
For context we were talking about bloodview cus I was trying to force my friend to come with me.
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"Oh Wow! Wait- Big {REDACTED}? Uhmm, Child Anyways So-"
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- "Let's watch Ratatouille."
"No, I have a fear of it-"
"Fear of what? The rat?"
"No, the chef-"
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"you english idiot."
"im a british boi!"
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"He's technically correct, which is the best kind of correct."
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"If you're eating cereal with water, I hope you swallow the spoon."
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Only good part about camp is that kids generally say stupid shit.
- "Last one to the park is a Fornite Battlepass!"
- "I want to eat the bee!"
"No, it's mine!" - "Why is there barbed wire on the trees?"
- "How do you spell Patrick?"
"Pat and Rick."
"How do you spell Pat and Rick?" - "THERE'S BALLS IN THE BATHROOM!"
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- "They found a Burger King crown! We need to go steal it!"
- "There's a stalker in the woods!"
"No, that's Ryan." - "Which Jason are we talking about?"
"The gay one."
"Which one?"
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"Wait, why do I have a scratch? Who scratched me?"
"I think… [Stub] did-"
"HE HAS NO FINGERS! wait- I MEAN NAILS!" -
"It wasn't a question, it was- an interrogative statement."
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Fingers snatched
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Stubs how do you type with no fingers
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magic
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- "Don't run with scissors, run with sawblades instead."
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- "Don't run with scissors, run with sawblades instead."
yes.
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- "Don't spray the ground with that!"
"The ground's allergic!"
"Hail the ground!"
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- "Do NOT go into the mysteriously convenient forest path. That's how you get kidnapped."
"Then we can sue!" - "Tell that to your stem cells."
- "Can I hold it and throw it in your face?"
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Turns out the friend group that adopted me is turbo chaotic.
- "There are no victims in victimless crime!"
"But I'm the victim of the victimsless crime!"
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"Suck a lemon, little man"
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"ma'am, this isn't a therapy clam, do you have a question or not?"
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"french fries are vegetables! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a salad."
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"french fries are vegetables! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a salad."
…..omfg
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"french fries are vegetables! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a salad."
…..omfg
hehe
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- "We're probably not going to cheat knowingly."
"Yeah, we're just dumb."
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"french fries are vegetables! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a salad."
…..omfg
hehe
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"french fries are vegetables! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a salad."
Hey what are you doing on notebook again get off
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"french fries are vegetables! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a salad."
Hey what are you doing on notebook again get off
ffffffffffffffine, bye again.
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- "Stop calling me Unreliable Boat Guy, [Stub]! What if I called you, uh, CASHEWMAN?!"
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- "Stop calling me Unreliable Boat Guy, [Stub]! What if I called you, uh, CASHEWMAN?!"
Why is he so unreliable
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- "Stop calling me Unreliable Boat Guy, [Stub]! What if I called you, uh, CASHEWMAN?!"
Why is he so unreliable
He's not unreliable, his boat is
It capsized with him in it twice