Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

(Damn-)

That's a mood. I have so much metal on me usually I get called Chains by everyone. You can hear me coming like Marley's ghost.

XDDDDDD I wanna be besties with you in person

Here's all the ones we have from my big gc. Any ones I think might be more inappropriate for younger kids I'll put in spoilers lol (all of these are being took out of context. )

Chuckie
"We bus'd"
"Meow meow meow meow meow"
"Wow, you are a cultured individual who knows how to dance"
"Hoe mama"
"I pretty much saw a man thought "that's hot" and blurted out that I'm bi 3 days later"
"Your entitled to your own onions"
"I funny like mystery cuddle"
"Because I'm such a feminine woman. Being stereotypical feminine person man. I sure do like cooking in the kitchen"
"Bella I know that very well"
"Looks up age regression"
"Fluffy unicorns are a popular status dyspmbol among macho men"
"New balls acquired in the video game going balls"

Lukie dookie
"I'm gonna use it on shart"
"I'm gonna start joking toy if you don't shut up"
"It goes from big to bigger"
"Politics smolotics I just like men"
"Do the thug shaker"

me
"Me"
"OH MY GOD WEEZER"
"MEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEW"
"I know"

peter
"I am zest fest"
"Well I killed ur God so fuck you"

Mr. [Band teacher]

Charlotte
"Hot take:I'm not that bad of a simp"
"Her shining emerald orbs showed her sheer but astonishing beauty and her large HONKERS MOMMY MILKERS BOOBAS showed that inner beauty and outer really line up😔"
"Pull out the bincos"

my dad
"The worst time to have a drink is when you need a drink"

Violetta(the love of my life<3)
"[Something in sweedish] bingo"
"Why is there a big circle"

connor
"What's up mother truckers I'm here to talk about the Ford f150 and the cars that go boom"
"Meow meow I'm a cat"
"Tosey woseys"

ellis(tw guns for the spoiler on this one)
"Elete anime cultist"

skylar(SHES LIKE 6 OK WE WERE PLAYING AMONG US)
"I hate black"
"I have a spicy mouth"

Here's all the ones we have from my big gc. Any ones I think might be more inappropriate for younger kids I'll put in spoilers lol (all of these are being took out of context. )

Chuckie
"We bus'd"
"Meow meow meow meow meow"
"Wow, you are a cultured individual who knows how to dance"
"Hoe mama"
"I pretty much saw a man thought "that's hot" and blurted out that I'm bi 3 days later"
"Your entitled to your own onions"
"I funny like mystery cuddle"
"Because I'm such a feminine woman. Being stereotypical feminine person man. I sure do like cooking in the kitchen"
"Bella I know that very well"
"Looks up age regression"
"Fluffy unicorns are a popular status dyspmbol among macho men"
"New balls acquired in the video game going balls"

Spoiler - click to show.

"PORN PORN PORN PORN"
"Semen"
"What's to anal for me?"
"I am in desperate need of getting wet"
"I wanna get wet"
"JDS HOLE"
"Hoe do i shower"
"I'm destroying the opposing balls eoth my own balls in the hit video game going balls"
"I keep getting banged by so many balls. Balls are so big and hard to block"
"I just got banged by 2 balls"
"I want to work on Kevin's wood"
"STOP SQUIRTING ON ME ANAKIN!!!"

Lukie dookie
"I'm gonna use it on shart"
"I'm gonna start joking toy if you don't shut up"
"It goes from big to bigger"
"Politics smolotics I just like men"
"Do the thug shaker"

Spoiler - click to show.

"I have chlamydia"
"The character I have a crush on in this game is not the femboy it is in fact the 12 year old"
"I will destroy my telephone before I show you the gay furry porn I have on it"
"You won't fumble, just make out with me"
"Fuck"
"I'm a soft little furry femboy"

me
"Me"
"OH MY GOD WEEZER"
"MEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEW"
"I know"

Spoiler - click to show.

"Ow my vagina"
"Guess I'm a terrorist then"

peter
"I am zest fest"
"Well I killed ur God so fuck you"

Spoiler - click to show.

"I am so wet"
"Also the milk is homemade and we don't milk any cows"
"Smacks balls with big long poles"

Mr. [Band teacher]

Spoiler - click to show.

"Fill up ur neighbor more than a ballon"

Charlotte
"Hot take:I'm not that bad of a simp"
"Her shining emerald orbs showed her sheer but astonishing beauty and her large HONKERS MOMMY MILKERS BOOBAS showed that inner beauty and outer really line up😔"
"Pull out the bincos"

my dad
"The worst time to have a drink is when you need a drink"

Spoiler - click to show.

"If only she was wearing a bikini, she could be on only fans"
"I'd hit it"

Violetta(the love of my life<3)
"[Something in sweedish] bingo"
"Why is there a big circle"

Spoiler - click to show.

"OMG YAYY YOU CAN COMEEEE"
"Why would I stick my finger in someone's asshole, that's where they poopy from"
"In the end we are all chuckies side hoes"
"We are in the house of Joe Biden you cannot be walking around naked"

connor
"What's up mother truckers I'm here to talk about the Ford f150 and the cars that go boom"
"Meow meow I'm a cat"
"Tosey woseys"

Spoiler - click to show.

"Anime titties"

ellis(tw guns for the spoiler on this one)
"Elete anime cultist"

Spoiler - click to show.

"I'm hankering for a spankering"
"Wait I just realized there's ranch on my shotgun"

skylar(SHES LIKE 6 OK WE WERE PLAYING AMONG US)
"I hate black"
"I have a spicy mouth"

the fuck

Ive been collecting.

“He’s a man whore!”
“Like your dad!”
distant crying “I’m mad cause its true!!”

“He just fingered me!!”

“And then he just threw her.”

“I got my first vehicle at 14!”
“Pfft what? A bike?”

“Stop sexualizing my fidget toy!”

(Sowwy if this is kinda political it's funny)
Rando pro-lifer at a parade: Aren't you glad you mom had you?
My ass: No.

XDDD literally- I wanna sue my bio mom for having me.

It was so funny. She just looked flabbergasted.

Tw suicide

"OH WAIT THATS NOT CHUCKIE THATS PETER. I WAS GONNA ASK WHAT CRAWLED UP CHUCKIES VAGINA AND DIED BUT ITS PETER"

"Duh. I'm a whore. Not a homewreker"

"shhhhhhh bbg, daddys home <3" "YOU ARE NOT DADDY" "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bbg."