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"Celestial, astronomical, stupendously fantastical- So few words can capture the radiance of Sally Starlet!"
"Frankly, I don't think there's anything wrong with being Frank!"
To be frank (ba dum tiss) I started crying when I heard sally
I originally didn't like Howdy at all but then I heard his voice and OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Frank's gay ass when he's talking about what Eddie can lift.
Yesss
Eddie kinda sounds like valentine from monster high.
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"So grab a silver bullet darling! No, not a beer."
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"how can you call yourself a man if you a shamsie like THAT!"
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"except for [duke], we're all early birds." "yeah, im not a bird, im a snek!"
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"OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD?! NO!!" Gandam style plays in background
–Tubbo
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"These shorts are so tight that I'm glad I'm not a man"
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"I got eaten…by a preacher…" -Markiplyer
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"Jump, jump! The house is conscious! (Get out. Get out.)"
"Just started a business. What's the business? None of your business."
"Why is Scary Larry hiding behind the fridge?"
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"College is optional, PlayStation games aren't." -jacksepticeye
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"These shorts are so tight that I'm glad I'm not a man"
damn, i recognize it,but i can't remember where it's from
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"These shorts are so tight that I'm glad I'm not a man"
damn, i recognize it,but i can't remember where it's from
Well, actually, it was a quote from myself. Trying on a pair of my sisters shorts alone. I was talking to myself while trying on clothes 😔
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"These shorts are so tight that I'm glad I'm not a man"
damn, i recognize it,but i can't remember where it's from
Well, actually, it was a quote from myself. Trying on a pair of my sisters shorts alone. I was talking to myself while trying on clothes 😔
huh, it honestly sounds like something i'd on ot or somethin lol
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"cargo space?" "car no do that. car go road."
"are you nervous?" "yes." "is this your first time?" "no, i've been nervous many times before."
"honey did i ever tell you that you cook well?" "aww, no babe." "so why do you keep cooking?"
"congratulations to rob for winning "the most secretive guy in the office" award." "i can't tell you how much this award means to me."
"there's only one thing about halloween that scares me." "which is?" "exactly."
"i have an appointment for 10:30 today." "which doctor?" "no, i want i regular doctor."
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“With great power comes great I kill you.” -🅱️in 🅱️enrose
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"Oh shit its the popo-"
"thats your grandpa-"
"I KNOW-"
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"BOAT RIDEEEEE YEA!!"
"Someone needs to get this kid a job. Or a kapri sun" "I'll take either" "cedarpoint.com/jobs employee benefits"
"I think im the only 14 year old who genuinely likes the boat ride"
"I pretty much saw a man, thought "that's hot" and blurted out that I'm bi three days later"
"Her shining emerald orbs showed her sheer but astonishing beauty and her large HONKERS MOMMY MILKERS BOOBAS showed that inner beauty and outer really line up😔"
"OH MY GOD WEEZER" "L"
"u know what we should be doing right now? Boat ride."
"SHUT UP AND PLAY THE BARBIE MUSIC"
(Yikes. I've been saving up quite a few quotes)
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"AR BALLS?! NICE! …OMG REAL LIFE BALLS! EVEN BETTER!!"
-Ranboo
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"I DO NOT LOOK LIKE KIM!!"
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"it's not my fault, him blew himself up!"
"Chicken nuggets."
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"Yeah I'm the in house prostitute at my grandpas bar mitzvah"
"Yeah I'm the in house prostitute at my grandpas bar mitzvah"
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"Yeah I'm the in house prostitute at my grandpas bar mitzvah"
shocked face
If you want context here it is. I host a Halloween sleepover every year abd we go to a local haunted house. I invited one of my male friends to come with us to watch a horror movie and go to the haunted house (then he has to go home cus he's a boy :/). He is scared shitless of this house tho so he keeps saying that he's busy and he said that he's busy all that day and night. And we asked all night?? And he said yeah so I said #prostution. And he said this.
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"i love sarcasm. it's like punching someone in the face, but with words.*
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"are you free tomorrow?" "no, i cost 9.99 and the price ain't going down."
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"i am a social vegan, i avoid "meet""
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"Yeah I'm the in house prostitute at my grandpas bar mitzvah"
shocked face
If you want context here it is. I host a Halloween sleepover every year abd we go to a local haunted house. I invited one of my male friends to come with us to watch a horror movie and go to the haunted house (then he has to go home cus he's a boy :/). He is scared shitless of this house tho so he keeps saying that he's busy and he said that he's busy all that day and night. And we asked all night?? And he said yeah so I said #prostution. And he said this.
hahahaha lol
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ROOTBEER
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