Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

• "That's for head-butting me in the nose!"
• "If you're a redhead, then why is your hair orange?"
• "STOP - you're assaulting my fingers."
• "Do you wanna start a fight club in our fort?"
• "RYAN! [Stub] called you a deer ankle!"
• "Oh, yeah. I took my spaghetti out the freezer and put it in the thermos. I like it cold."
  "And you probably boil milk for cereal, too."

• "The Beatles-"
  "The Beatles are dead!"
  "No they aren't, two of them are-"
  "That's 50%!"
  "Boo-hoo!"
  "You need 100% to be The Beatles! Now they're just The Beats."

• "Shut up, Nikolai! Your name is a disease! You caught the Nikolai!"
  "My name isn't Nikolai, what the fuck-"

• "Oh my god, voice-crack 101: be Izzy!"

• "Your speaker sounds like a Taco Bell bathroom, turn that off."

• "Give me my hat back, or… Or I'll put your speaker in Jason's pants!"

• "Are we allowed to say curse words?"
  "Yeah, sure."
  "Thanks. Fuck you, Damian!"

• "Give me my hat back, or this speaker is going in the woods."
  "Put my speaker in the woods, and your hat is going up your…"

• "Viola! Can I buy a Subway Surfers skin?!"
  "Why do you have my phone?!"

• "I'm telling my mommy!"
  "Foster-mommy."

• "Yeah, right. Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"

• "A little fast food never killed anyone."
  "Nevermind. That may be dumbest thing you've ever said."
  "I said "a little," not "a lot." Use your ears, Joe."

• "Blood? Where?"
  "On my leg - there."
  "Oh my god, bloody buddies!"
  "Where? Let me put tetanus in it-"

• "If you live on Earth, isn't every day Earth Day?"

• "If you live on Earth, isn't every day Earth Day?"

Get tf out now

okay sorry bye

• "If you live on Earth, isn't every day Earth Day?"

Get tf out now

okay sorry bye

XD

Don't worry bro. cocks gun i got him. machine gun noises

dies

Last day of camp, so last batch of camp quotes. I'm gonna miss this place.

• "Why would you take a nap on the hard pavement?"

• "Logan, are you gonna turn into a zombie?!"

• "Tetherball! _{Someone tether my b-}"
  "SHUT."

• "Your cat is so cute, I'm going to throw him like a boomerang."

• "Why are your shoes from Tetris?"

• "Mermaids are just fish-people."
  "Yeah, that's the-"
  "FISH-PEOPLE."

• "I'm going to beat you like an egg, Thumbellina."

• "Yeah, Trey is ancient. I think he saw them make the first pizza."

• "We had this running joke with our History teacher - we called him a time traveler and he wouldn't confirm or deny it."

(sobs in why did security breach have to be so bad-)

• "Let me paint or else I'll do a backflip up there."

• "WAIT- it's a mirror on this side, but it's a window on the other side?"
  "Witchcraft."

• "How do you have a Pokémon?! This is UNO-"
  "I lost my wild card- I needed a replacement."

• "Bones are, for the most part, very good at not breaking. Except when they do."