Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

A conversation during a presentation I had the other day:

Idiot: So, according to our article that said the Pentagon created a $12.8 billion budget for Donald Trump's wall…
Me: Wait, the Pentagon can't do that. Only Congress can create and propose government spending bills.
Idiot: Oh, uh… well, the article also said that the government shutdown cost country more than the wall itself.
Me: How is that?
Idiot: The people who weren't being paid totaled up to more than the wall was worth.
Me: What was that number?
Idiot: Uh… well… I don't have the exact number.
Me: You don't?
Idiot: I think.
Me, a la Draco Malfoy: You think?

I swear, they don't make bricks denser.

A conversation during a presentation I had the other day:

Idiot: So, according to our article that said the Pentagon created a $12.8 billion budget for Donald Trump's wall…
Me: Wait, the Pentagon can't do that. Only Congress can create and propose government spending bills.
Idiot: Oh, uh… well, the article also said that the government shutdown cost country more than the wall itself.
Me: How is that?
Idiot: The people who weren't being paid totaled up to more than the wall was worth.
Me: What was that number?
Idiot: Uh… well… I don't have the exact number.
Me: You don't?
Idiot: I think.
Me, a la Draco Malfoy: You think?

I swear, they don't make bricks denser.

ugh

kahooooooooooot

"I may not be able to see since Redacted took my glasses, but I can see THAT YOU'RE A SHADY BITCH WHOS CHEATING ON KAHOOT."

Not a quote, but a bunch of percussion kids were playing frisbee with a drum head today.

Not a quote, but a bunch of percussion kids were playing frisbee with a drum head today.

sounds like band class, tbh

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

And kahoot didn’t change it? Kahoot thinks “spooky” and “let it snow” are bad/inappropriate words!

One of my public schooled friends:
runs up to a potted plant WATER THOOOOOSSSEEEEE

One of my public schooled friends:
runs up to a potted plant WATER THOOOOOSSSEEEEE

Oh my god this is my favourite thing

One person in my biology class just danced with our skeleton, Shim, because we have a substitute.
Sub: "How do you know it's a girl?"
Him: "…"

One person in my biology class just danced with our skeleton, Shim, because we have a substitute.
Sub: "How do you know it's a girl?"
Him: "…"

Whispers
Gay skeletons?

_maybe

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

This was a conversation two years ago in my math class but I don't remember it exactly so I'm just gonna paraphrase.
Teacher: who is "dank meme"? You must delete this is it inappropriate? What does dank mean? It sounds like a drug?
Student: well… The definition of dank is… Reads dictionary definition
Other student (the one who named himself dank meme): trying to describe what dank means and failing
The rest of the class: laughing our butts off but trying not to show it

I once named myself a bunch of dark puns and no one noticed.

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

This was a conversation two years ago in my math class but I don't remember it exactly so I'm just gonna paraphrase.
Teacher: who is "dank meme"? You must delete this is it inappropriate? What does dank mean? It sounds like a drug?
Student: well… The definition of dank is… Reads dictionary definition
Other student (the one who named himself dank meme): trying to describe what dank means and failing
The rest of the class: laughing our butts off but trying not to show it

I once named myself a bunch of dark puns and no one noticed.

Once i was number one in kahoot and i got the last question wrong and i angrily screamed "I'M GOING TO KASHOOT MYSELF" and i kid you not my entire class plus my teacher started dying

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

This was a conversation two years ago in my math class but I don't remember it exactly so I'm just gonna paraphrase.
Teacher: who is "dank meme"? You must delete this is it inappropriate? What does dank mean? It sounds like a drug?
Student: well… The definition of dank is… Reads dictionary definition
Other student (the one who named himself dank meme): trying to describe what dank means and failing
The rest of the class: laughing our butts off but trying not to show it

I once named myself a bunch of dark puns and no one noticed.

Once i was number one in kahoot and i got the last question wrong and i angrily screamed "I'M GOING TO KASHOOT MYSELF" and i kid you not my entire class plus my teacher started dying

Once, I won Kahoot and yelled "BOOM! I AM FULL OF FRICKIN' MAGIC RIGHT NOW!"

I literally once named myself Fortnite Dances In Depressed
No one knew who I was till I won and started to badly fortnite dance

i almost always win kahoot

I don't even know what Kahoot is