"I'M LOST IN DISNEYLAND AND I'M ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT A CHURRO"
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"AH, I got grass in my braces again, shit."
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"I didn't lose it. I just hid it so well I hid it from myself."
"I'M LOST IN DISNEYLAND AND I'M ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT A CHURRO"
I absolutely love this
"people don't think it be like it be, but it do" "it really do be like that sometimes" "facts"
"I'M LOST IN DISNEYLAND AND I'M ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT A CHURRO"
I absolutely love this
That's a quote from me, earlier today actually. I couldn't find my parents because they were buying food and I had a churro.
"I know who Jesus is. It's my math teacher."
“I’m not a serial killer!
…That you know of”
~my friend
Kid: "Raise your hand if you've had collusions with the mafia!"
Me: raises hand
Student: "Oh look, I'm the perfect height!"
class turns to look at student—she's sitting on a seven foot tall cupboard, touching the ceiling with her head
Teacher: "I SAID NOOO NOT ALL THE WAY UP THERE!!"
Student: Aw, but the smaller shelf isn't as fun to sit on :("
Teacher: "It's probably really dusty up there anyways."
Student: "Nah, it's not that dusty—okaaay, maybe it's a little dusty."
she gets down and sits on the smaller, five foot tall shelf
Teacher: "Thank you."
Student: "Your welcome, Mrs. [Insert Teacher's Name Here]."
I, too, am sitting on that smaller shelf at this very moment. That same student ten minutes ago said:
"You're in a really dance-y mood today," as our teacher danced to the CNN10 theme song.
I, too, am sitting on that smaller shelf at this very moment. That same student ten minutes ago said:
"You're in a really dance-y mood today," as our teacher danced to the CNN10 theme song.
i love that
"I like it brown"
-my friend at lunch (She said it really derpily and it was hilarious)
"That cheese is almost a year expired!"
"It'S NoT!"
-conversation at lunch between my friends
"You make all situations uncomfortable"
-also my friend, to a mutually disliked person in the school
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"Why are we talking about death again?… Oh, right, the Ferris wheel is on fire."
"Father, this is its flesh. Would you like its flesh?"
friend: you know that winnie the pooh meme?
me: i am familiar with the dan howell, yes
friend:
friend:
friend: touché
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"No, Noah, I will not shoot you, nor will anyone in here, no matter how much they might want to and how mch you ask!" -My language arts teacher to me
"No, Noah, I will not shoot you, nor will anyone in here, no matter how much they might want to and how mch you ask!" -My language arts teacher to me
oof
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"I am the real estate wizard!"
"You are under my mind control, now go lick his eyeball."
"It was boo who licked you eyeball, not Oliver"
- 1st one was my brother, others were me
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I'd like to remind you that this thread is for people who are in High school or college, and have overheard conversations in their schools.
"can you bleach your pubes"
honestly what the fuck
"can you bleach your pubes"
honestly what the fuck
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Well it's not really said but our school made a cult for our algebra teacher. (i kinda think it went too far tho)
Well it's not really said but our school made a cult for our algebra teacher. (i kinda think it went too far tho)
Well it's not really said but our school made a cult for our algebra teacher. (i kinda think it went too far tho)
yo, people at my school created a cult for our english teacher. the compass cult dedicated to the holy compass thigh tattoo that he supposedly has.
Bro our algebra teacher knows about the cult and one of our teachers is jealous of it