The Thread for Disturbing Facts

Disturbing fact:
Apparently I've been eating two foods wrong.

1. I eat the entirety of an apple, including the core.
2. I bite my string cheese instead of peeling it.

I know one other person in my life who eats the entire core and it’s mortifying to watch

You're a fucking psycho. What the hell, Ace???

Okay, I can explain. The first one was because of a Yosemite trip I was chosen for in high school (this was before I came to Notebook). We were always given an apple as our daily snack during our hikes, to munch and walk. My group's trail guide told us to eat the entirety of the apple, including the core. Why? Because in Yosemite you don't wanna feed the wildlife, especially the bears. If the bears link the humans with providing food, serious consequences could happen, most of which involve someone being stupid and almost dying, or bears causing general property damage. I spent a whole week with the 15 other kids in my trail group, eating the entirety of an apple nearly every single day. The habit has been ingrained in me to this day.

I legit just bite string cheese because it's the most effective method of getting it into my stomach the fastest. I do not have the time for the formality of slowly, sensually peeling it off, one piece at a time. I'm too impatient for that. I am a hongry boi on a mission–I want that cheese and I want it now.

IT'S NOT SENSUAL
YOU PEEL IT CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO AND IT TASTES BETTER THAT WAY

The only reason it tastes "better" is that you're putting your fingers all over the thing you're consuming. So you think it tastes better because you're ingesting your finger residue.

string cheese is to be peeled and that is final

string cheese is to be peeled and that is final

no
I refuse to conform

I also refuse to conform
Eating apple cores is the eighth deadly sin though
What the actual fuck

IT'S NOT SENSUAL
YOU PEEL IT CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO AND IT TASTES BETTER THAT WAY

The only reason it tastes "better" is that you're putting your fingers all over the thing you're consuming. So you think it tastes better because you're ingesting your finger residue.

No you nasty fuck

string cheese is to be peeled and that is final

no
I refuse to conform

I hope you get mosquito bites between your toes

string cheese is to be peeled and that is final

no
I refuse to conform

I hope you get mosquito bites between your toes

^^^

I will drain the fluid into your nostrils while you sleep.

string cheese is to be peeled and that is final

no
I refuse to conform

I hope you get mosquito bites between your toes

^^^

I will drain the fluid into your nostrils while you sleep.

I hope every table you ever interact with for the rest of your life has wobbly uneven legs

string cheese is to be peeled and that is final

no
I refuse to conform

I hope you get mosquito bites between your toes

^^^

I will drain the fluid into your nostrils while you sleep.

I hope every table you ever interact with for the rest of your life has wobbly uneven legs

I hope every time you stand in line, the person in front of you takes forever to get through. Bonus points if it's a Karen™ and she demands to ask for the manager.

i just don't eat string cheese

Peeling string cheese is just so inconvenient
It takes fucking forever
I'll bite my cheese, dammit
It'll take me 1 minute to eat mine while you're sitting there slowly peeling your cheese for 10 minutes