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Ain't no one got time for that.
well not all of us have brilliant websites full of chaotic crackheads to work on
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I also just eat my string cheese instead of peeling it. Ain't no one got time for that.
Well
The Lord doth proclaim it to the mountains
THIS IS NOW A VALID WAY TO EAT STRING CHEESE
He has spoken.
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I also just eat my string cheese instead of peeling it. Ain't no one got time for that.
Well
The Lord doth proclaim it to the mountains
THIS IS NOW A VALID WAY TO EAT STRING CHEESEHe has spoken.
This is the way.
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scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
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SHE REFUSES TO CONFORM
BURN HER AT THE STAKE
Personally, I'm a woman of class and peel my string cheese. But it all gets bitten in the end.
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scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Miriam I swear to God-
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I'm contributing greatly to this chat and just getting ignored wtf smh
scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.
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You can also fit a lightblub in your mouth. Key word: in.
You can't take it out.
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scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.
How do you know this?!
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SHE REFUSES TO CONFORM
BURN HER AT THE STAKEWe all know that I'm not the witchy one in this chat
I also just eat my string cheese instead of peeling it. Ain't no one got time for that.
Thank you.
scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.
How do you know this?!
I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.
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scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.
How do you know this?!
I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.
First: big mood
Second: did they….test this theory? Is there some poor scientist who shoved a raccoon up their ass? Imagine getting a doctorate in your field and then having that be your memorable achievement.
scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.
How do you know this?!
I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.
First: big mood
Second: did they….test this theory? Is there some poor scientist who shoved a raccoon up their ass? Imagine getting a doctorate in your field and then having that be your memorable achievement.
It's all hypothetical (I.. hope). The (average) human anus can stretch 7 inches without taking damage. The average sized racoon can squeeze into holes 4 inches wide. So, that leaves 3 inches left for a smaller racoon.
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scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.
How do you know this?!
I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.
First: big mood
Second: did they….test this theory? Is there some poor scientist who shoved a raccoon up their ass? Imagine getting a doctorate in your field and then having that be your memorable achievement.It's all hypothetical (I.. hope). The (average) human anus can stretch 7 inches without taking damage. The average sized racoon can squeeze into holes 4 inches wide. So, that leaves 3 inches left for a smaller racoon.
I don't like that. I don't like that at all.
Also friendly reminder that just because you can do something doesn't mean you should, because, in the words of Miriam, if I find any of yous shoving raccoons up your a-hole, I will beat your ass.
After removing and bathing the raccoon, of course.
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scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.
How do you know this?!
I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.
First: big mood
Second: did they….test this theory? Is there some poor scientist who shoved a raccoon up their ass? Imagine getting a doctorate in your field and then having that be your memorable achievement.It's all hypothetical (I.. hope). The (average) human anus can stretch 7 inches without taking damage. The average sized racoon can squeeze into holes 4 inches wide. So, that leaves 3 inches left for a smaller racoon.
With that logic, you could fit multiple octopi up your ass, too
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scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.
How do you know this?!
I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.
First: big mood
Second: did they….test this theory? Is there some poor scientist who shoved a raccoon up their ass? Imagine getting a doctorate in your field and then having that be your memorable achievement.It's all hypothetical (I.. hope). The (average) human anus can stretch 7 inches without taking damage. The average sized racoon can squeeze into holes 4 inches wide. So, that leaves 3 inches left for a smaller racoon.
With that logic, you could fit multiple octopi up your ass, too
No.
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scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.
How do you know this?!
I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.
First: big mood
Second: did they….test this theory? Is there some poor scientist who shoved a raccoon up their ass? Imagine getting a doctorate in your field and then having that be your memorable achievement.It's all hypothetical (I.. hope). The (average) human anus can stretch 7 inches without taking damage. The average sized racoon can squeeze into holes 4 inches wide. So, that leaves 3 inches left for a smaller racoon.
With that logic, you could fit multiple octopi up your ass, too
everyone knows some people put octopi up their ass
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scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.
How do you know this?!
I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.
First: big mood
Second: did they….test this theory? Is there some poor scientist who shoved a raccoon up their ass? Imagine getting a doctorate in your field and then having that be your memorable achievement.It's all hypothetical (I.. hope). The (average) human anus can stretch 7 inches without taking damage. The average sized racoon can squeeze into holes 4 inches wide. So, that leaves 3 inches left for a smaller racoon.
With that logic, you could fit multiple octopi up your ass, too
everyone knows some people put octopi up their ass
God fucking damn it, Miriam-
I don't think it would work. [The raccoons, now that I have to clarify.] I can fit through an 8x12 inch hole. Probably. (I used to be able to fit through a 4x6 hole. But I've grown since then. Though afterwards I still managed to worm my way through an exposed wall to unlock the door of another room.) But that doesn't mean I can fit in a room that big. Kind of like a water balloon. You can put a small one through a hole the size of a large marble, but that doesn't mean it'll fit in a tube of those dimensions.
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scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.
How do you know this?!
I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.
First: big mood
Second: did they….test this theory? Is there some poor scientist who shoved a raccoon up their ass? Imagine getting a doctorate in your field and then having that be your memorable achievement.It's all hypothetical (I.. hope). The (average) human anus can stretch 7 inches without taking damage. The average sized racoon can squeeze into holes 4 inches wide. So, that leaves 3 inches left for a smaller racoon.
With that logic, you could fit multiple octopi up your ass, too
No.
An octopus can fit into any space larger than its beak, Jynneth.
You could even fit a raccoon, then some octopi up your ass
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Please get them out of here
Please
scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.
How do you know this?!
I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.
First: big mood
Second: did they….test this theory? Is there some poor scientist who shoved a raccoon up their ass? Imagine getting a doctorate in your field and then having that be your memorable achievement.It's all hypothetical (I.. hope). The (average) human anus can stretch 7 inches without taking damage. The average sized racoon can squeeze into holes 4 inches wide. So, that leaves 3 inches left for a smaller racoon.
With that logic, you could fit multiple octopi up your ass, too
everyone knows some people put octopi up their ass
And some even know from personal experience.
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scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.
How do you know this?!
I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.
First: big mood
Second: did they….test this theory? Is there some poor scientist who shoved a raccoon up their ass? Imagine getting a doctorate in your field and then having that be your memorable achievement.It's all hypothetical (I.. hope). The (average) human anus can stretch 7 inches without taking damage. The average sized racoon can squeeze into holes 4 inches wide. So, that leaves 3 inches left for a smaller racoon.
With that logic, you could fit multiple octopi up your ass, too
No.
An octopus can fit into any space larger than its beak, Jynneth.
NO.
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scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass
Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.
How do you know this?!
I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.
First: big mood
Second: did they….test this theory? Is there some poor scientist who shoved a raccoon up their ass? Imagine getting a doctorate in your field and then having that be your memorable achievement.It's all hypothetical (I.. hope). The (average) human anus can stretch 7 inches without taking damage. The average sized racoon can squeeze into holes 4 inches wide. So, that leaves 3 inches left for a smaller racoon.
With that logic, you could fit multiple octopi up your ass, too
No.
An octopus can fit into any space larger than its beak, Jynneth.
NO.
You'd still have room for a raccoon