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scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass

Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.

How do you know this?!

I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.

First: big mood
Second: did they….test this theory? Is there some poor scientist who shoved a raccoon up their ass? Imagine getting a doctorate in your field and then having that be your memorable achievement.

It's all hypothetical (I.. hope). The (average) human anus can stretch 7 inches without taking damage. The average sized racoon can squeeze into holes 4 inches wide. So, that leaves 3 inches left for a smaller racoon.

With that logic, you could fit multiple octopi up your ass, too

everyone knows some people put octopi up their ass

And some even know from personal experience.

No

scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass

Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.

How do you know this?!

I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.

First: big mood
Second: did they….test this theory? Is there some poor scientist who shoved a raccoon up their ass? Imagine getting a doctorate in your field and then having that be your memorable achievement.

It's all hypothetical (I.. hope). The (average) human anus can stretch 7 inches without taking damage. The average sized racoon can squeeze into holes 4 inches wide. So, that leaves 3 inches left for a smaller racoon.

With that logic, you could fit multiple octopi up your ass, too

No.

An octopus can fit into any space larger than its beak, Jynneth.

NO.

You'd still have room for a raccoon

Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, you.

scientifically you could fit a raccoon up your ass

Almost 2, but not quite. Maybe a normal one and a small one.

How do you know this?!

I'm the worlds most useless encyclopedia.

First: big mood
Second: did they….test this theory? Is there some poor scientist who shoved a raccoon up their ass? Imagine getting a doctorate in your field and then having that be your memorable achievement.

It's all hypothetical (I.. hope). The (average) human anus can stretch 7 inches without taking damage. The average sized racoon can squeeze into holes 4 inches wide. So, that leaves 3 inches left for a smaller racoon.

With that logic, you could fit multiple octopi up your ass, too

everyone knows some people put octopi up their ass

God fucking damn it, Miriam-

it's true
y'all have never heard of people putting octopi up their ass?

No? I haven't?

Wow, I guess the hentai was right after all

fuck you

Oh? OHHH?? FUCK RED????? Not YOU??

Also great going guys, y'all started this discussion right after we found out that andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) knows about this chat.

Wow, I guess the hentai was right after all

fuck you

Oh? OHHH?? FUCK RED????? Not YOU??

MIRIAM
FUCK YOU
YOU STARTED THIS DISCUSSION

Also great going guys, y'all started this discussion right after we found out that andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) knows about this chat.

Whoops

Also great going guys, y'all started this discussion right after we found out that andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) knows about this chat.

My question is did he find it on his own or did someone report something?

Also great going guys, y'all started this discussion right after we found out that andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) knows about this chat.

My question is did he find it on his own or did someone report something?

Idk

Wow, I guess the hentai was right after all

fuck you

you wish

I mean–

YOU'RE A MINOR-

I don't think it would work. [The raccoons, now that I have to clarify.] I can fit through an 8x12 inch hole. Probably. (I used to be able to fit through a 4x6 hole. But I've grown since then. Though afterwards I still managed to worm my way through an exposed wall to unlock the door of another room.) But that doesn't mean I can fit in a room that big. Kind of like a water balloon. You can put a small one through a hole the size of a large marble, but that doesn't mean it'll fit in a tube of those dimensions.

Um. Guys. My science. Also octo up the butt is a terrible idea. They bite.

And raccoons won't bite?

I don't think it would work. [The raccoons, now that I have to clarify.] I can fit through an 8x12 inch hole. Probably. (I used to be able to fit through a 4x6 hole. But I've grown since then. Though afterwards I still managed to worm my way through an exposed wall to unlock the door of another room.) But that doesn't mean I can fit in a room that big. Kind of like a water balloon. You can put a small one through a hole the size of a large marble, but that doesn't mean it'll fit in a tube of those dimensions.

Um. Guys. My science. Also octo up the butt is a terrible idea. They bite.

More fun, am I right?

Kinky

I don't think it would work. [The raccoons, now that I have to clarify.] I can fit through an 8x12 inch hole. Probably. (I used to be able to fit through a 4x6 hole. But I've grown since then. Though afterwards I still managed to worm my way through an exposed wall to unlock the door of another room.) But that doesn't mean I can fit in a room that big. Kind of like a water balloon. You can put a small one through a hole the size of a large marble, but that doesn't mean it'll fit in a tube of those dimensions.

Um. Guys. My science. Also octo up the butt is a terrible idea. They bite.

More fun, am I right?

Kinky

Jared Intensifies