I die. Wake up. Die again.
Title your day like a Percy Jackson chapter
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Can't find cure for anxiety listens to the Beatles Found it
Can't find cure for anxiety listens to the Beatles Found it
Queen works too
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Can't find cure for anxiety listens to the Beatles Found it
Queen works too
Yes
I'm about to chug a 5-hour energy and break up with my boyfriend, life is great
Update: 5-hour energy tastes terrible and smells like cat pee :) Time to wash it down with a Monster
WAKANDA FOREVER COMES OUT ON DISNEY PLUS TODAY!!!
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My name is now Karen, my friend is now the grinch, and Chad is a nightmare. Sounds great.
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I possibly go back to a coffee shop I just left to buy a no-bake cookie. Bad idea but idc
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College chemistry class turns into religion and ethics.
not surprising lol, I feel like any college class has the capacity to do this.
I love it.
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I mentally scar a couple of high school sophomores.
Part 2: 380 mg of caffeine and breakups do not mix
Playing Genshin Impact and Craving Olive Garden
Orthodontist. Cant close my mouth anymore. Why?
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Mashed potatoes
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I am late for three different things that matter but make it to the one that doesn't
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep
pls
- whimper *
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My body stages a mutiny against me
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I've been going to Starbucks everyday for the last week.
I'm gonna be broke soon
The Smart Decision to go to Starbucks in the Snow and order cold drinks
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I made a very smart decision to go to Starbucks with Misty while its SNOWING and order FREEZING COLD DRINKS
I made a very smart decision to go to Starbucks with Misty while its SNOWING and order FREEZING COLD DRINKS
She made a very smart decision to go to Starbucks with me while it's SNOWING and ordered FREEZING COLD DRINKS
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I made a very smart decision to go to Starbucks with Misty while its SNOWING and order FREEZING COLD DRINKS
She made a very smart decision to go to Starbucks with me while it's SNOWING and ordered FREEZING COLD DRINKS
I mean, who orders an ice-cold lemonade when it's snowing? I DO!
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I made a very smart decision to go to Starbucks with Misty while its SNOWING and order FREEZING COLD DRINKS
She made a very smart decision to go to Starbucks with me while it's SNOWING and ordered FREEZING COLD DRINKS
I mean, who orders an ice-cold lemonade when it's snowing? I DO!
….. kinda same tho
It’s not snowing where i am but it’s hella cold and I’m boutta get an iced energy drink on campus lol
Act like Jesus and Socrates
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I made a very smart decision to go to Starbucks with Misty while its SNOWING and order FREEZING COLD DRINKS
She made a very smart decision to go to Starbucks with me while it's SNOWING and ordered FREEZING COLD DRINKS
I mean, who orders an ice-cold lemonade when it's snowing? I DO!
….. kinda same tho
It’s not snowing where i am but it’s hella cold and I’m boutta get an iced energy drink on campus lol
Haha
I listen to Queen to cure my anxiety and other mental stuff. It half-works.
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I listen to Queen to cure my anxiety and other mental stuff. It half-works.
now listen to def leppard