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Did you just take a picture of my negative 85 dollars?
Title your day like a Percy Jackson chapter
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"THATS NOT A VIOLIN! ITS. A. TRUMPET!!!!!
"Going to the movies to watch Strange World. And yes, it has gay(which is awesome!)"
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So Christmas is in 5 days and I still don't know what I'm getting my sister, oops
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"Who's next for eating raw chicken?"
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"SHE'S STILL ALIVE! sounds of gunshots Nope, still dead."
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The most pointless day of school
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I eat five peppermint sticks for breakfast. Also happy birthday, Mom!
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I just spent 6 hours singing and dancing, and now I am dead
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I buy my 2-yr-old cousins affections with chocolate. It worked, we're besties now.
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My siblings all woke up at 1 in the morning… help
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Didn't feel like eating today. Other than candy, that is. HELP ME!
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I did not win $100 in a game of Rummy, in fact I came in last. Big rip but congrats on the win, Mom
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I slipped and murdered my brother's toy spider, (not) oops
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I waited over an hour for McDonalds. Best McDonalds in the world
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I have family-friends over, so now I watch 9 year olds play Mario Kart for 30 hours.
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Got a new webcam on the computer. It is covered with a sticky note so nobody can spy on me.
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Accidentally was late to meet my best friend for coffee and now I feel bad rip
Planning my future and a funeral at the same time
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INTROVERTS UNITE!!! SEPARATLY!!! IN YOUR OWN HOMES!!!
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I smush ma fingers so that’s fun
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You don’t just take a mans donut away from him and expect him to be OK with it
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You don’t just take a mans donut away from him and expect him to be OK with it
This is gold and also very true lol
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You don’t just take a mans donut away from him and expect him to be OK with it
This is gold and also very true lol
Indeed lol
Will there be a mental breakdown? Stay tuned to find out!
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I think I may be literally addicted to Bath and Body Works candles. After the break, we find out if I'm broke because if it! (Spoiler alert: I am)
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My mental health is lowering rapidly. Who can I blame?
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Reading a choose-your-own-adventure/path book…. and…. um…. I k!lled everyone in town. Please send help.
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Reading a choose-your-own-adventure/path book…. and…. um…. I k!lled everyone in town. Please send help.
Congratalations… why does this happen practically in every instance?
I made 87 sushi rolls. Someone take this power away from me.