Title your day like a Percy Jackson chapter
language
My math teacher is very enthusiastic. It's quite terrifying and funny at the same time.
wake up. roll over. back to sleep. yay
group
Job hunting kinda sucks but hey, I'm broke
I redesign the entire United States, with help from my fellow conquerors
business
Here, Pinch me. I need to see if I'm still living
group
secondary title:
College is expensive, I am broke and sad.
Everything sucks (but not actually): Electric Boogaloo
I've planted tomatoes, baked lemon bars, and cut a chunk out of my thumb
group
My friends keep switching phones and messing with me, I need payback
language
I got a penguin thrown at my face. Twice. (Nope, three times)
group
Tuition makes me cry
I need to cut my list of book recommendations down to five. Save me.
language
My friend has a sword. I WANT A SWORD.
business
I find out you can get high off painkillers
I find out you can get high off painkillers
(You can get a lot more than high off of painkillers π I had my wisdom teeth removed and I swear I was seeing stuff)
I try to decide whether or not giving my boyfriend something for Valentine's Day is too awkward. Spoiler alert: Valentine's Day is inherently awkward.
group
I would much rather play Assassin's Creed than study- college sucks
I could be doing like 80000 better things, but instead im watching Technoblade and stitching a moth
language
Shakespeare is way more complicated than I thought-
group
Okay, yeah, I should definitely wear my glasses when I drive
business
Some people don't deserve to live⦠how 'bout we fix that
Tomorrow is my Monthiversary!
language
Tomorrow is my birthday and my brother is absolutely destroying any sanity I have left
Tomorrow is my birthday and my brother is absolutely destroying any sanity I have left
Happy early birthday!!!
language
Tomorrow is another day in which it is Thursday
language
Tomorrow is my birthday and my brother is absolutely destroying any sanity I have left
Happy early birthday!!!
Yes!
business
Pt2
I Learn how to make strawberry wine and have to act like i'm not drunk in front of my mother.
Pt2
I Learn how to make strawberry wine and have to act like i'm not drunk in front of my mother.
Strangely enough I've accidentally made mead and forgot about it and I found it right in the prime of itself and I drank it and apparently it was really potent. I had to act really sober in front of my mom and aunt, and my aunt is a preacher's wife π