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"Honestly, who let this man be a principal at a high school?"
Title your day like a Percy Jackson chapter
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"I get a free cookie from my coworker's wife, it was good."
“Where have all my RP friends gone? 🥺”
“I think I’m see things… Wait… That’s a shadow”
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"The Day Where I Nearly Break My Brother's Wall (Because he shares a wall WITH MY EFFING BED)"
"Haunted house made by gen Z AND a sleepover with toddlers, sign me the fuck up!"
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"screams in ADHD and existential dread"
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"My best friend and I scream songs all day"
"I make cookies with pigtails in," (haha comment 69 haha)
Today's Itinerary: Shotgun a Redbull and punch God in the face. If there is time, maybe get dutch bros
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"goddammit! I forgot my donut on my kitchen counter!"
Fuck I forgot my gf birthday yesterday. Let's give her my chocolate milk carton.
“PLEEEEEASE!!!! Let me stay home mom!”
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"Not gonna lie, today did not slap"
There was a puppers so my day is instantly 10/10
I have senior pictures, please, someone kill me.
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"it's a mental breakdown! offkey kazoo solo"
Rihanna lyrics are stuck in my head.
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it finally dawns on me that i can not escape the looming evil presence that is known as college.
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(same, fam)
( "it's a mental breakdown! offkey kazoo solo")
(I have a kazoo lol)
Went to a concert and did laundry, with the power of friendship!
It's raining and I'm stuck inside a prison.
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"should I quit my job or am I just dramatic?"
I had an allergic reaction, couldn't breathe, given a funky steroid shot, could fight the patriarchy and win.
"Finally got the therapy I need 👍"
(congrats)
Today is a day for 5's. 5 page paper, 5 energy drinks, and 5 seconds away from breaking down