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"My friend becomes Sushi Kid and my LA teacher becomes Mrs. Fiona. Why?"
Title your day like a Percy Jackson chapter
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"I had a mint for breakfast."
"I had a mint for breakfast."
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"What do you mean I have to take the final to pass the class?"
I don't know what the vibe for my outfit is but I am loving it
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High-key wishing I was a water or earth bender in ALTA instead of a panicking college student rn."
I thought today was okay but now I have a paper due in 4 hours
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"Watching my brother wish he could kill a rhino"
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"I thought I found a $5 teacup but it's actually $36 dollars and I sip choccy milk judgmentally from it, get on my level"
“Still thinking about how I forgot a calculator to the SATs”
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"PAINTING!!! poses dramatically"
"Excuse me, but this is my emotional support haunted animatronic plushie"
Its 4am, what's the use of sleeping
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"How much cereal is too much cereal?"
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"What kind of bed ejects me in the middle of the night?"
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"What kind of bed ejects me in the middle of the night?"
(the ones created by ghosts)
“How to be unproductive for 24 hours straight”
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"I watch too much tv and eat frozen cherries!"
Im failing my classes and freezing my butt off
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"My brother is DEAD"
I am up before 7am and about to make it everyones problem
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"My nemesis Cornstarch"
“Passports do not need to cost 200 dollars. This is thievery.”
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"I may have accidentally replaced my friend as her niece's favorite person, lol sorry"
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"Are you playing chess?? Oh that’s a duck."
The irony of writing a migraine research paper with a migraine
We make the most scuffed lore stream of all time
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You get a yellow Fruit Loop!! They’re the healthiest!!
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If I say I'm not tired, I'd be lying
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I eat wayyy too much sugar and my friends scream Bohemian Rhapsody. Ah, Christmas parties.