Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)

That sounded pretty disturbing now that I think about it. I just like reading books from the killer and cops points of view. It is always very interesting.

I think its necessary for my job…
dang it

CONFESSIONS!!! GUILTY!!!

I'm over here all innocent with creative ways to smoke weed and y'all are like "cREATIVE WAYS TO M U R D E R SOMEBODY"

What kind of weed we talking pal?

Cannabis, my friend

I would think so, weed is cannibis.

Well, part of the cannibis.

Lol I honestly don't know what strain it is. I forgot the name, all I know is it's indica.

Oh.

I can't remember what the question was anymore whoops

MURDER!!! IT’S WRITTEN ALL OVER THIS THREAD!!!

I learned how to murder from my 4th grade teacher, you know the icicle trick, but its now spring so like do I have to wait until its winter again?

( WHY HAS I NOT KNOW THIS?!?)

(Teach me your ways, Master!)

( I understand,,,,,,,,)

• Wear a bigger shoe size.
• Wear contact lenses so if anyone sees you they will get it wrong.
• Contour the hell out of your face
• Wear a whole bunch of clothes to look bigger or vice versa.
• Only pay for things in cash.
• User a sharp icicle for the murder weapon so it melts away.
• Buy tickets to a busy show with a credit card and tell as many people as you can that you are going to it.
• Wear gloves (obviously) wipe down everything the victim touches.

Okay. Got some ideas alarmingly quickly.
-Blend something into a smoothie
-Drown them
-Train something to attack
-Inject lead
Last but FOR SURE not least:
-Step on a Lego

How will a lego kill them?

They can choke on it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

And a small ball is perfect for choking someone because if they get it lodged in their throat, when someone does the heimlich maneuver, the ball would only spin and stay lodged in their throat. :)

They can choke on it.

STEP!!!

Hai there peeps. Almonds. That is all I have to say for now. @Scarlet and @Nerd_Girl2.0 know what I'm talking about.

Isn't there cyanide in some almonds? Or am I thinking of something else?

*snickers *

It's in almost all almonds.

I am now confused pls explain

I mean, they have a little bit of it…

Almonds……..well I'm an rp we're debating substitutes for bullets……