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Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)
Drags Sly away Hehehehehe… You'll have soo much fun… Sooo much fun….. HeheheheHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHHAAHAAAHAHAHAHA
Sly tries to wriggle out of your grasp PLEASE STOP I BEG YOU UNCLE RICK WOULD BE ASHAMED
He failed at his job. His newer books are a mess. Who's he to judge? He's creating something just as bad as the movie adaptation of his first PJ book… Hehe come along now, we'll have funn.
If you try to escape i will break something, i carry trees for a living. Drags Sly away
Sly stops straining for a sec to look up at you in confusion Wait….you carry trees for a living?
Yes.
I carry trees. I'm good at stacking and cutting wood. I'm a southern lumberjack.
Sly starts waging tail SCARLET!!!! :D
Throws log at Scarlet. Try me bish.
Eyyyy, Sly. Wassup.
YoU wAnNa Go?
This person is trying to kidnap me!
No i'm not! I'm taking her/him to the movie theater! I was telling Sly about my awesome wood skills. Drags Sly
whispers They want to make me watch the Percy Jackson movies…
iM SORRY WHAT.
NO PERCY JACKOSN MOVIES ARE. NOOO.
She. Stop whispering. Drags Sly more
starts struggling again Can I-can I have some assistance?
It could always be worse. I could make you watch, should i say his name, Logan P#$#?
NO ANYTHING BUT THAT
^sighs^ ^grabs Sly^
I'm sorry to be a bother Scarlet but they just threatened my life
Let's Sly go
I have better things to do than this. Gosh, i need to save this blade for David. Huehuehue… Anyway back too idk.
Who's David? Sly perks ears
A 30 year old pervert
Whoa sounds sketchy
He has the mental capacity of a seven-year-old. Despite that, I've caught him various time being a creep. Even sneaking in my room and looking at certain types of clothing.
Wowza! Why do you hang out with him? Sly had completely forgotten about trying to get away and was now just sitting at the kidnapper's feet
Not me, my parents. We take him to church every Sunday because he's a rebellious teen in an old man's body. I literally will snap and do something soon if I don't get away from him.
Pockets knife and throws TLT movie in trash can. Starts to walk away.
Anyway, sorry about that. I got into a creep mood and went all out. I started coming out of it when i told you about the lumberjack.
(I'm not joking, I got all wide-eyed and giggly irl. Probably because of that energy drink.)
Walks away
No wait! Come back! Sly ran after them