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Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)

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oh, and if you stab someone, take the knife with you. Don't leave the knife in the person. Just don't, guys.

Actually, you wouldn’t want to stab someone. Instead you would slash them with the knife because stab wounds can show characteristics of the blade while slash wounds won’t reveal as much about your weapon.

oh, and if you stab someone, take the knife with you. Don't leave the knife in the person. Just don't, guys.

Actually, you wouldn’t want to stab someone. Instead you would slash them with the knife because stab wounds can show characteristics of the blade while slash wounds won’t reveal as much about your weapon.

True, but IF you do decide to stab someone, take the knife and dispose of it.

oh, and if you stab someone, take the knife with you. Don't leave the knife in the person. Just don't, guys.

Actually, you wouldn’t want to stab someone. Instead you would slash them with the knife because stab wounds can show characteristics of the blade while slash wounds won’t reveal as much about your weapon.

True, but IF you do decide to stab someone, take the knife and dispose of it.

Agreed

oh, and if you stab someone, take the knife with you. Don't leave the knife in the person. Just don't, guys.

Actually, you wouldn’t want to stab someone. Instead you would slash them with the knife because stab wounds can show characteristics of the blade while slash wounds won’t reveal as much about your weapon.

True, but IF you do decide to stab someone, take the knife and dispose of it.

Agreed

Be very, very careful with your disposal…

oh, and if you stab someone, take the knife with you. Don't leave the knife in the person. Just don't, guys.

Actually, you wouldn’t want to stab someone. Instead you would slash them with the knife because stab wounds can show characteristics of the blade while slash wounds won’t reveal as much about your weapon.

True, but IF you do decide to stab someone, take the knife and dispose of it.

Agreed

Be very, very careful with your disposal…

No kidding XD

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Also don't drop a bloody weapon ANYWHERE. The blood marks/spatter it makes will help forensics identify the weapon used.

True… XD

Abire

Fill a syringe with air and inject it between someone's toes. It will mimic a heart attack and no one will suspect that it was you.

Abire

Crush three cherry pits and put them in a person's drink. It is equal to the lethal dose of arsenic to kill two adult males.

Abire

When you kill them you could throw them off an unregistered boat in international waters.

Abire

Bleach and urine mixed together can make a very toxic fume.

Abire

You can use piano wires to slit throats.

Bleach and urine mixed together can make a very toxic fume.

Chloramine vapors to be exact.

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Nerd ;)

;D

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Speaking of murder and detective stories who ships Johnlock?

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Bro why don't you start a Sherlock chat?

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I don't really….. that was….. a way to murder someone is wait until they die of old age?

Jessica

That sounded pretty disturbing now that I think about it. I just like reading books from the killer and cops points of view. It is always very interesting.

Can you suggest me some titles?

@Wyvern

Bury them under a dead animal so police dogs can't smell the actual dead human

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Put needles in the spikes of one of these…
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And play dodgeball.

If you're a construction worker, take this…
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And have target practice.

Take one of these…
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and shove it into their brain until they bleed to death.

Give 'em this…
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and then make them watch the movie.

Put this…
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in their hand santitizer, lotain, shampoo, ect.

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LOL THE TLT ONE THO

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Woah bruh
THE PERCY JACKSON ONE KILLED ME XD

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giggles like a maniac Yeah, it'll kill you. Hehehehehe…
It'll kill you alright. Hehehehe…

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heheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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pulls out black survival knife Hehehehehehe… pulls out TLT movie Hehehehehe…..
Wanna watcha movieee?? Heehehehehehe….

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NOT THAT THAT WAS WORSE THAN THE LP THING WHICH WE SHALL NOT SPEAK OF

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Hehehehehehehehe…. Too late hun, hehehe approaches with knife and movie

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NO THINK OF THE CHILDREN

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What children? It'll just be you… and the movie. Hehehehehehe… Forever…. Hehehehehe