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"Ehh not really.. But whatever helps you sleep at night, tits. Now are we going to actually go into the mall? Or just stand outside so we can get arrested for loitering? "
"'Tits?' Is that supposed to be an insult?" Jess giggles.
"And yeah, we'll go in I suppose."
ac_unit
"It can be whatever you want it to be but I meant it as an ironic nickname~"
"Fine, then at least call me sugartits." Jess snickers.
ac_unit
"Well why would I do that I haven't even tasted them yet~"
"That's the key point: yet." Jess retorts playfully.
ac_unit
"Honey at least let me take you out to dinner-"
Jess laughs.
"Oh, we discussed this. Either one of us could be dinner or dessert."
ac_unit
"That's true but I'd rather have you for dessert.. "
Jess chuckles.
"Exactly, because I'm like a chocolate filled with caramel: there's a shell to get through before you get the gooey insides."
ac_unit
"Um- not going to lie that makes it sound like you have a disease… " she said joking a little bit but didn't really want to look at Jess at that moment
"If being pretty was a sickness, then I'd be terminally ill." Jess retorts, giggling.
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"I don't think the issue is that your too pretty I think your too ugly. " she said winking and sticking her tongue out
Jess looks at Nikki with mock offense.
"I dare you to say that to all the people who paid $20 to have an autographed photo of me!"
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"Oh honey just because people ask Nicolas Cage for autographs doesn't mean they think he's hot they just want to say that a celebrity signed a picture~"
"The difference between me and Nicolas Cage is I can sing and I have big tits. Plus a nice ass, and a beautiful face." Jess retorts.
ac_unit
"Eh-" Nikki shrugged before walking through the malls entrance smiling
Jess chuckles, following Nikki.
"Where to first?" she asks, changing the subject.
ac_unit
"Um- I'm not sure.. "
Jess thinks.
"Let's go to a clothing store then."
ac_unit
"Okay.. But which one? "
"I dunno, that's the fun of being in a mall, isn't it?" Jess replies.
ac_unit
"um sure…I guess so." she says with a chuckle
Jess grabs Nikki's hand and pulls her along, stopping at the first store she sees - a shoe store of some sort.
ac_unit
nikki laughed a bit as she was drug along the mall and looked at the stoor she had picked
"shoes?"
"Yeah! Shoes!" Jess replies cheerfully.
ac_unit
"Dear god, fine"
"What?" Jess chuckles, pulling Nikki into the store.
ac_unit
"Nothing nothing let's just get this over with yeah? "
Jess grins, letting go of Nikki's hand and immediately disappearing amongst the racks and shelves of shoes.
