"Then prepare yourself, mon cher," Autumn chuckled.
mOth GIRL COME MORROW I WANT ANOTHER RP WITH YOU
"How can I? Against such a… stick of… immense power!?"
(My whole body hurts… I'm so sick of being sick. And it's only been about 24 hours…)
Autumn shrugged and jabbed again. "That's not my problem."
(;o;)
Alex huffed. "You don't understand the severe power you have!"
(Like, I can't even breathe through my nose. Lol.)
"You think?" Autumn asked, raising an eyebrow as she tapped his stick with hers.
(ooooof)
Alex tossed the stick away. "IT"S A SHAME TO MY FIGHTING STYLE!"
"What's your fighting style, then?" Autumn questioned.
Alex blanked out, staring at a tree. "I…I have no idea."
"Then fight me, rockstar!" Autumn laughed, poking him in the side with her stick.
Alex flailed his arms, though careful not to break the stick. "I don't have my instruments!"
Autumn chuckled and set the stick down. "All right, all right."
Alex snatched up the stick. "AHAH! Never set down your weapons!"
"Hey! No fair!" Autumn laughed, putting her hands in the air.
Alex waved the stick. "I now have you at my advantage!"
(Can I go die in a hole? I'm utterly miserable.)
"Would you hurt an unarmed woman?" Autumn asked, raising an eyebrow.
(NooOOO)
Alex frowned. "Well, you've got me there."
(But my cold is slowly killing me, anyway!)
"Good. Now, how about those s'mores?" Autumn said with a smile.
(RHRHrrGRGRGR)
"We need to retrieve more STICKS!" Alex struck a pose.
(Whaaaaaaaat?)
"Then let's gather more!" Autumn laughed, going back to pick one up.
Alex shook his head at her stick. "NO! NOT THAT STICK!"
"What's wrong with it?" Autumn asked, glancing down at it in confusion.
"It is crooked at the bark is falling off of it. If you want to eat a barky s'more, choose that stick."
"Well, fine, then," Autumn said, dropping it. She picked up another stick and held it up for Alex to see. "What about this one?"
Alex squinted at it. "Too short!"
"Ugh, then what about this one?" Autumn asked as she picked up a new stick.
"Too skinny! It'll snap the moment you put something on it!"
Autumn glared at him for a moment before picking up yet another stick. This one seemed perfect, at least to her. "This one?"
Alex gazed at it. "Yes. Just strip the bark."
"Okay…" Autumn sighed and did as he said. "Better?"
"Yes. Good stick. Now we need five more."