Jayden blushed deeply at the comment, rolling their eyes. "I am not pretty and yes you are." They also booped Ray's nose with their index finger, a small giggle escaping their lips.
Taylor gasped dramatically and hugged Jayden. "Thank youuuuu… why don't you think you're pretty, though?"
(Bump)
Jayden giggled softly at the hug, hugging back. "Everyone says I'm ugly, because 'oh my fucking god, this idiot says she's 'non-binary,' so something must be wrong with her.'" They replied, making their voice high-pitched and annoying when they imitated their aunt.
"You're not ugly… I'd say to go look in a mirror every once in a while but I don't think that'd help." Taylor started giggling again. "My mom doesn't call me ugly. Just useless, lazy, and ungrateful, usually."
Jayden giggled, booping his nose again for no reason in particular. "You're not useless, lazy, or ungrateful. You are amazing, nice, and funny." They countered. "Also, you keep saying I'm not ugly, what do I look like then if I'm not ugly?"
"You have… your hair's purple, aaaand… taaan… and you've got cool glasses." Taylor grinned. "Like Harry Potter, and that guy's fuckin' lit."
Jayden giggled again, nodding along. "You know that's right, he's fucking amazingggg…"
"Yeaaahhh… magic and shit…" Taylor kept hugging Jayden, basically sitting in their lap by now.
Jayden also kept giggling. "The idea was okay…-ish, and everything was just so cliche. For example, in every story, the main character is special, unique, or has some powers, and they're almost always a fucking orphan. Then they grow up with either an abusive family or a negligent family which would want them to be the center of attention and blah blah blah." They rambled, not minding how close they were. "The author ruins the story every. damn. time."
"Mhmm… I like the series, but Harry himself is kind of an ass… Oh, look at me! I've got a fuckin' scar on my face! Well, good for you bud. I've got dozens on my arms but you don't see me flaunting them." Taylor yawned and lay his head on Jayden's shoulder.
Jayden chuckled softly. "And the only spell he seems to know is Expelliarmus, and the spell was somehow enough to defeat Avada Kedavra, the fucking killing curse!"
(Taylor: hints at depression Jayden: Haha yeah)
"Yeah… doesn't make any fuckin' sense, man…" Taylor yawned a bit.
(Lol, they don't know how to deal with emotional stuff so yea)
"Already sleepy?" Jayden asked, running a hand through their hair.
"I'm drunk. I'm tired." Taylor said simply, wrapping his arms around Jayden's neck.
Jayden couldn't help but chuckle softly. "Wanna go to bed?"
"Fuckin'… buy me dinner first…" Taylor mumbled, still clinging to Jayden.
(Taylor is kind of a mood when he's drunk lmao)
(E)
(Lol, I love drunk Taylor)
"Pizza?" Jayden asked, trying to get their phone out of their back pocket.
"Pizzaaaaa… yayyy…" Taylor kept clinging to Jayden as they ordered the pizza.
Jayden chuckled softly, hanging up after they ordered the pizza. "It'll be here in 15 minutes."
Taylor nodded, hugging Jayden tighter. "You're warm…"
"I'm literally a fucking vampire," Jayden replied. "Why the fuck would I be warm?"
"'Cause you're drunk and drunk people are warm. See?" Taylor pointed to the flush in his cheeks.
"My cheeks don't flush when I get drunk, I don't have that gene. But I'm not that cold because I still have blood pumping through my body," Jayden explained, booping Taylor's nose again.
"Mmm… if you keep touching my nose I'm either gonna end up kissing you or biting you, and I dunno if you want to take that chance." Taylor moved close to Jayden again.
(Me: Aww, look at these cute drunk buds
Me, after seeing what Taylor just said: screeching like a pterodactyl while running around and flailing my arms like crazy T a Y l O r)
Jayden's face flushed crimson now, their eyes widening a bit in surprise. "I–um–why would you do that…?"
(Lmao)
"Hey look, you can be red too…" Taylor stuck out his tongue and patted Jayden's face in an awkward drunk way, not answering the question.
Jayden's face turned even redder (if that's possible at this point) when they realized Taylor had probably no clue what he was saying. "Oh, shut it…"
