The Vampire and The Vampire (Closed)

"Hey, red's my favorite color. I think, anyways… I can't remember." Taylor looked over at the door, waiting for pizza.

Jayden chuckled softly. "You don't even remember your favorite color?" They asked, trying to get up when they heard the bell ring but realized Taylor was still in their lap. "Get out of my lap, I need to get the pizza."

Taylor groaned but reluctantly released Jayden, laying back on the floor to wait.

Jayden quickly got up and went over to open the door, smiling kindly at the man as he handed the pizza to them. "Thanks, is there anything I need to sign?"

"Ah, yes! I almost forgot, you just need to sign this, ma'am," The man replied, taking out a piece of paper and putting it on top of the pizza box so they could sign it.

Jayden just kept smiling, looking like they were going to murder the man as they signed it, taking the box and closing the door before they groaned. "That fuckin' idiot called me a ma'am."

"Aww, poor baby." Taylor mumbled from the floor. "He's just trying to be respectful, Jay. I wouldn't worry about it too much."

"I know, I know…" Jayden mumbled, sitting down on the floor again and opening the box. "Do you want a plate or no?"

"Plates are for cowards." Taylor sat up and picked up a piece of pizza, starting to eat it.

(Bop)

Jayden chuckled, also picking up a piece of pizza and starting to eat it. "Why so?"

"I'm not a coward…" Taylor mumbled through his pizza.

"I know." Jayden bit their pizza again, looking around their place awkwardly.

Taylor noticed and glanced around as well. "What're you looking for?"

"Nothing," Jayden answered, their face heating up a bit.

Taylor gently poked Jayden's cheek. "You're red again…"

Jayden also poked Taylor's cheek. "Got a problem with it?"

"Nah, I'm just saying… like… why?" Taylor stuck his tongue out a bit again.

"Because why not?" Jayden asked, mimicking him and also sticking out their tongue.

"Well, usually the red happens for a reason." Taylor finished his pizza and hugged Jayden again.

"Well, not for vampires." Jayden also finished their pizza, not minding how clingy Taylor had become. "Should I store the pizza?"

"Mhmm…" Taylor moved closer to Jayden. "We gotta take care of my siblings at some point… we all know my mom isn't going back to do it."

Jayden nodded, closing the box of pizza. "Let go of me, I need to get up and put it away. Also, should we really take care of your siblings when drunk?"

"We can take care of them tomorrow when we're not drunk…" Taylor reluctantly let go of Jayden.

Jayden nodded, getting up again and walking over to the kitchen. "Good, then the world wouldn't explode."

"What?! The world's gonna explode?!" Taylor looked up at Jayden. "How are you so calm?! This is serious!"

Jayden giggled, putting the pizza in the refrigerator before sitting on the floor again. "You're too innocent when you're drunk."

"We gotta call the president! He's gotta know." Taylor looked around for a phone.

Jayden kept giggling, soon laughing while on the floor and clutching their sides. "I was just kidding."

Taylor was quiet for a moment. "…Do you know the president's number?"

"No, I don't, why would I?" Jayden asked after they had calmed down and stopped laughing.

"Because he has to know…" Taylor muttered, resuming his search for a phone.