CJ has called him (& Adam) variants on kid/kiddo/my boy for years, but Simon started adopting it too.

His hero name is Hermes to match his brother, who is also a speedster and is named Mercury.

22 (born 6/13/01 - Gemini)

straight

male (he/him)

Side Character

kind of a mess all of the time but he manages to make it look like it's intentional (it is that one white boy haircut, he looks like every other blond white boy)

blond

blue

5'6"

160 lbs

freckles & a lightning-bolt scar he got accidentally while messing with his powers for the first time. He thinks it's very cool.

His ears are pierced but he has no tattoos, although he's planning to get some.

more built than you'd think

pale-ish

Caucasian (half-Jewish on his father's side)

Metahuman - mostly human species born with a recessive gene that, when activated, gives them superpowers in their adolescence. People may be carriers of the metahuman gene without it being active, but for this case, Noah has an active metahuman gene that activated when they were 14.

Your average upper-middle class white boy. Very Vineyard Vines/golfer core, with lots of shorts and jeans with T-shirts, polos, and brand hoodies.

As basic as you can get: black or gray suit & a blue tie. Never fails.

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He's anti-homophobia, anti-misogyny, anti-racism and super big on body positivity.

He had quite a few medical issues in the past, spending most of his middle school years in & out of hospitals due to complications with his asthma. He's also allergic to nuts & carries an EpiPen around for that.

He's very calm and loose, even when he sometimes...shouldn't be.

His family, especially Adam & CJ.

He has phenomenal endurance even without his speed because of competitive swimming in high school. He also...y'know, has super speed.

He can seem a bit awkward or overbearing at times, but he really does mean well.

streaming & playing video games and hanging with Adam or the rest of the league

ESFJ (The Provider) & Chaotic Good

Jake the Dog (Adventure Time), Garfield Logan (Teen Titans), Ryan Akagi (Infinity Train)

fried rice

snakes

his powers

their monitor and face cam

blue

Hobbs & Shaw

Dragon Ball Z

superhero/Twitch streamer

Liberal with some conservative ideals

Judaism and Christianity

• He took over Marie-Kate's Twitch & YouTube accounts after her death. He didn't change the screenname & still plays under MintyBunzo and treats it more like a parody account.

hero and streamer

June 13th

He was born in Nashville, TN.

They have just graduated college with a degree in business.

He generally a normal kid who just so happened to have super speed (ignoring going in & out of hospitals for a couple years for medical issues & surgeries), but when he & Adam saw their dead cousin on the news, they set off to find them and ended up joining the League in the process.

He had quite a few girlfriends through high school but started dating his current girlfriend, Giovanna, his senior year. They've been together since.

He's got great relationships with his whole family and visits his parents and his aunt and uncle during holidays

Their family had a dog when they were younger.

He and Adam are the newest members of the league

His only 'heroic' acts are the very few times hes been in battle

The public doesn't really know him yet and Cj plans to keep it that way so he doesn't have to deal with public ridicule

Giovanna (Noah’s GF): What’s it like working with the League?
Noah: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people.
Giovanna: Okay…
Noah: Now throw that idea out the window.

Chloe: What’s the scariest thing you can think of?
Sarah: The people I love getting hurt!
Simon: Being a burden and annoying the people I love.
Dean: Eventually not being able to do what I love.
Lucas: The sun’s inevitable explosion happening sooner than expected.
Noah: Geese.
Everyone: What!? Why!?
Noah: Because those little fuckers will fight and I can barely open a pickle jar. They will end up killing me.

Sarah: What’s the hardest thing to say?
Simon: I was wrong.
Dean: I need help.
Lucas: I’m sorry.
CJ: No.
Noah: Worcestershire sauce.

Lucas: Friends, friends, in the tub. I saw your dick, but it's fine: we’re friends!
Noah: Friends, friends, friends, ohh, don't take a nasty pic. Oh!
Lucas: Friends, friends, friends, the loveliest friends you've even seen!
Noah: Friends, friends, friends! Take a giant look at my giant peen, oh!
Dean and Henry: …
Dean: What the fuck?

Lucas: Sneezes
Noah: In the vents Bless you
Lucas: God?

Noah: Hi, what’s your favorite ocean? Mines the Atlantic cause it’s salty like me.

Noah, clutching the oh shit handle while Cj drives: WHO LET THE GAY ONE DRIVE

Noah to the League: You’re so gay it hurts

Noah, to Adam: We lead the same lives except yours is effective and fulfilling

Noah: I didn’t mean to say that. It just came out
Adam: Same

Adam: Are you an idiot?
Noah, enthusiastically: Yes!

Noah: A definitive ranking. Women, Fortnite, men.
Simon: What about me?
Adam: I think you're Fortnite.
Noah: No! Women, Fortnite, men, Daddy.
Dean: dies in the corner

Noah: Having a sibling is either “We ride together, we die together” or “no officer I’ve never seen this man before in my life” and there’s no in between.
Adam: