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Best Insults that do not contain any swear words that you can come up with

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Deleted user

Lets do this

No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

person_off
Deleted user

You umbrella monkey quack sack

person_off
Deleted user

LOL

person_off
Deleted user

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

group
@Nomadicd20 group

“YoU jErK aNd A hAlF yOu!” violently shakes thumbs up at person

person_off
Deleted user

(What does that mean?)

@rot-baby-rot!

You know, there's a "u" in stupid for a reason.

group
@Nomadicd20 group

(What does that mean?)

I honestly don’t know

person_off
Deleted user

Don't like my sarcasm, well I don't like your stupid

person_off
Deleted user

(What does that mean?)

I honestly don’t know

(??Mk.)

group
@Nomadicd20 group

(What does that mean?)

I honestly don’t know

(??Mk.)

My cousin did that to someone who cut her off on the road

person_off
Deleted user

(What does that mean?)

I honestly don’t know

(??Mk.)

My cousin did that to someone who cut her off on the road

(Oh.)

person_off
Deleted user

Shock me, say something intelligent.

group
@Nomadicd20 group

I hope your marinara sauce never clings to your noodles

person_off
Deleted user

Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there.

group
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter.

person_off
Deleted user

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

pets
@Riorlyne pets

“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

(Not mine -can anyone pick the reference?)

person_off
Deleted user

You get ten times more girls than me? ten times zero is zero…

@Fraust

You Chupacabra!
(chupacabra means goat sucker…
I mean, I'd be pretty upset if someone called me a goat sucker)

@Fraust

(When someone tells you to kill yourself)
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ

pets
@Riorlyne pets

You venomous, double-tongued snake!

@Wry_Wyvern

“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

(Not mine -can anyone pick the reference?”

Monty Python, right?

group
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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Don't talk so loud, people come to school to learn, not lose IQ points.

@Wry_Wyvern

yOU FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH

pets
@Riorlyne pets

Monty Python, right?

Yes indeed. :)

@Wry_Wyvern

Monty Python, right?

Yes indeed. :)

:)

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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If Tarkin and Umbridge had a child, it would be you.

person_off
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How old are you? - Wait I shouldn't ask, you can't count that high.

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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Well, if I needed to see all of my toes to count, I'd be as proud of those Birkenstocks as you are!