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What lame jokes have you come up with? I've got a really terrible one about ships:
Something smells fishy… Oh, wait. I think that's fish and ships.
Lame Jokes
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The first joke I ever made up was when I was eight years old or something, and I thought it was GENIUS:
Why did Jim not go to gymnastics?
Because Jim-had-ticks.
Get it? Because "gymnastics" and "Jim-had-ticks" kinda rhymes…
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Oh, boy…
Okay but when my sister was like 3 and she didn't understand knock-knock jokes she made this one up:
"Knock-knock"
"Who's there?"
"Rhinoceros"
"Rhinoceros who?"
"Rhinoceros BURP"
Hahaha
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Coming from a 3-year-old, that'd be funny!
and I was all
"… what"
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What do you call 27 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line
lol
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These are actually funny!
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Ok, here's another one:
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Hey has anyone heard that rumor going around about butter? Oh wait no, I shouldn't spread it.
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That's great, oh my gosh.
Haha I'm glad you think I'm punny
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Oh, how about this one?
This is Bob.
Bob has no arms.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob. Bob has no arms.
My little brother came up with this one.
“What do you call a pig that’s on fire?”
“A pig-LIT”
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Oh my…
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😂
I use that joke now all the time!
My favorite corny joke of all time has to be:
Why don't you ask her the weather?
Wed her? I hardly know her!
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That reminded me of the movie Epic.
I swear, that movie was one giant pun.
here's a stupid one:
The batmobile isn't starting up.
Batman: check the batteries
Robin: what's a tery?
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Geez-louise…
How about this one:
Who annoys Polyphemus?
Nobody.
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blinks What?
Odysseus pretended his name was Nobody when he went to Polyphemus's (a Cyclops) island
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Oh, lol. I'm not very educated on Greek/Roman mythology.
I've got a mythology one!
Why doesn't Oedipus swear?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
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I've seen that one before.