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today in the car we were on the way to drop off my dog at daycare before school, and my sister just says:
"His eyes have lil highlights!" then proceeds to make random babbling noises then like a tune with said random babbling noises then starts a slow minor version of 'baby shark' then stops after 2 lines, giggles and rolls down the window a tiny bit.
Emma’s started pointing to herself and saying “SHE NEEDS SUM MILK” whenever she wants milk
I’m so proud
We’ve taught her well
Yes… just… perfection.
singing at the top of her lungs
“I’M GONNA EAT SOME TURKEY CAUSE I LIKE TURKEY AND WHEN I DIE I WANT TO DIE FROM TURKEY”
“Alright Ella, your face looks bad so I’m gonna put some of my shadow makeup on you” breaks pair of headphones “Give me your face”
“And your hair could also be gooder so I’m gonna brush it with this rock”
"With this rock."
Also did she break headphones?
Well, there was a broken off ear from one pair of headphones laying on the ground and she tore the soft part off of it in order to rub it on my face
So kind of
Oooh…
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so my sister's currently mad about something and she's currently aggressively blowing bubbles around the house
That is so precious oh my gosh-
My baby sister was dancing to the masked singer and she went into her room and came out with her—I wouldn’t call it underwear, since she still wears diapers, but it’s kind of like that for when she wears dresses—she came out with that on her head
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I legit just found this and-
Ellaaaaaaaaaa when you see this please tell Emma that I said hi, and also that she is literally the most adorable kid I have ever heard of.
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My little sister playing with her friend:
Her: IM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! whispers and you were scared of me
Him: but I'm NOT scared!? What're we going to do!?
Her: but I'm a worst nightmare. You have to be scared of me (sad face)
Him: hm fine. AAAAH (and he runs away)
five minutes later
Her: IM MARRIED TO THIS DINOSAUR (in a country accent as she chases him)
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my sister was singing 'Old McDonald had a farm and Bingo was his name-o', then she fell on her face, then promptly got up and continued to sing
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Ok so now she just mixed up Idaho and Australia and apparently our dog told her that he was born in Ohio even though we live in New York and we know the breeder
Emma: oh no, I spilled my milk
Mom: Oh, here, let me clean that up!
Emma: no, I got it mommy!
aggressively licks table
(Sounds like me when I was younger lmao)
(Edit: Sounds like me now.)
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My dog was bein annoying this morning and trying to nip at my sister while lying down so my sister was next to him and she was like "Look!" and she puts her hand on his back and he like doubles over on himself to attempt to bite her and my sister goes "He's a snail!"
(Edit: Sounds like me now.)
Low-key me.
calmly watching YouTube in the other room
freaks out and runs upstairs faster than your dog when you throw a b a l l
“MOM! MOM! TRINITY’S DAD FARTED IN THE HOT TUB!!!”
mom: …
“AND THEN-“
“SO THEN-“
“AND THEN THE LIFEGUARD SAID NO FARTING IT THE HOT TUB!!!”
“AND HE DID IT AGAIN!!!”
maniac baby laughter ensues
oh my god
(My mom texted me this one)
Emma: laying on the ground with her shirt pulled up to her armpits
My big heart is cracking-
Mom: What?
Emma: It’s making room so a baby can come out!
points to bellybutton
There’s a tiny door for the baby to come out so then we can play horses together! :D
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this child is so precious
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ok so last night my lil sister lost a tooth out of pure spite
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How do you lose a tooth out of spite???
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She got mad and bit her bedsheet and yanked so hard that it fell out.(it was already loose)
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Wow.
I have to say that that's impressive.
Almost as impressive as my baby sister taking her pants off, then putting them back on inside out.
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Once I turned a plastic cup inside out
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………
how…….
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I don't even know, honestly.
