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All the stupid things my baby sister says

@The-N-U-T-Cracker forum 687 comments schedule
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@Moxie group

It’s a young people thing Dom
Don’t think about it too hard

book

I suppose…

(To be honest, I don't get the screaming thing either, but whatever.)

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@Pickles group

I don't think it's a scream exactly, not what you think of as a scream, but more like a loud wheeze or a screech of laughter

Hmm. I suppose that makes sense.

book

Thank you Pickles. That does clear things up a bit.

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@Moxie group

Yeah, I feel like it’s (probably) more of a hyperbole than actual screaming

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

whispers
“Hey… Anna… I see you have some chocolate chips… You should put some in my hand… It’ll be a secret”

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WHAT A LEGEND

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

“Don’t forget to eat my BIG TOE”

(You're sister sounds like she's adorable.)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Emma got her hair curled for church today and took some selfies so now you guys can see the legend herself

She knows everyone loves her

And here’s a silly face cause she really wanted to do a silly face

book

OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE HER SHE LOOKS SO ADORABLE!!!

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@Pickles group

why is she so adorable

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I KNOW RIGHT

she’s the absolute best
I love her so much

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IS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE A PHOTO??????

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

IS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE A PHOTO??????

YES, CAN YOU NOT SEE IT?

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IS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE A PHOTO??????

YES, CAN YOU NOT SEE IT?

NO LMAO

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE THEY AREE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

book

She looks like you, Nutella.

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She has beautiful eyes. Yours are darker, right, El? I think I remember you having brown eyes…

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

My eyes are more hazel, not quite brown or green

My hair is darker than hers, she has larger eyes, and she has some natural hair curls/blonde streaks
So we aren’t quite the same

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

“Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robert laid an egg, Batty wheel lost a wheel, and I am a people”

…She has the lyrics down perfectly

Well at least shes sure she is a 'people's lol

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@Pickles group

What do you mean? Those are definitely the words

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

“I have a gun and it looks like a hair dryer!!! :D”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

breathes heavily while holding her lollipop

“I have smoked every single air

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@Pickles group

You should make a game out of this
Two things she actually said and one thing she didn't. The rest of us have to guess. Like two truths and a lie lol

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@StarryWolfy flash_on

XD, Yes, I would play that!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

“Hey mom, if you ever get lonely it’s okay, I will get you a cute pinky narwhal so it can go swim swim swim while you’re sleeping”
proceeds to sing the narwhal song