Me: Winner winner chicken di-
Emma: I killed my duck

Emma: Knock knock!
Me: Who’s there?
Emma: Drain
Me: Drain who?
Emma: Drain the bathtub! I’m dwowndinggggg!!!

receives an opossum plushie of her own
"I'm gonna name it…"
"Possum. Possum the squirrel :D"

This was three years ago and still one of the most referenced Emma quotes to date-

I love her so much (̥ ̥এ́ ̼ এ̥̀)̥̥

Emma doesn’t quite seem to know the difference between boyfriend/girlfriend and a male/female friend yet…

She’s referred to my brother’s roommate as his boyfriend multiple times in front of them both and it’s extremely entertaining
She’s also called her second cousin her boyfriend, my best friend my girlfriend, and our brother our sister’s girlfriend.

_{sweet home alabama}

This was three years ago and still one of the most referenced Emma quotes to date-

I love her so much (̥ ̥এ́ ̼ এ̥̀)̥̥

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Emma and Matthew: playing with toy cars

Emma: “I’M NOT THE BAD GUY! I’m the GOOD GUYS!!!”

Matthew: “You robbed a bank-“

Emma: “AND YOU WERE BEING MEAN AND STOPPING ME!!!”

“Mom are you made of jellybeans?”

“You smell like jellybeans”

“Are there jellybeans in your tummy?”

“I think you have jellybeans. I want jellybeans.”

~Emma, after my mom opened an oil bottle that smelled like licorice

MOM

IS YOUR BODY JELLYBEANS!!?

~Emma, getting annoyed that mom isn’t answering her questions and instead keeps talking about “licorice”, whatever that is

“Ooooooh yummy pizza!!!”
but in a cute baby voice

my parents having a serious conversation with a family who’s child recently passed away

Emma: runs up the stairs
HEY MOM

CHICKENS CAN DIE

oh gosh this child

Me: trying to keep the child entertained
And what character is this one??

Emma: Forky!!! :D

Me: Do you remember the movie he’s in?

Emma: Uhh…
Harry Potter!!!

A character from Toy Story 4

Yer a wizard forky