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All the stupid things my baby sister says

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Oh. My. God. I just came across this, and I wish I found it earlier. Emma is the cutest lil bean ever.(Edit: tell Emma I said hi)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

(I told her and she said “hEllOooo” in a tone that sounded suspiciously like the “i smell like beef” kid)

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@Pickles group

Tell her I said hi too

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

(ohmygosh this child is so precious)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Family: calmly saying a Divine Mercy chaplet (Catholic prayer) in the living room
“For the sake of his sorrowful passion…”

Emma: somersaulting over the ottoman, chicken dancing, circling around the sofa while screaming, rabbit hopping, and repeatedly chanting “SOULS!!!” “SOULS!!!” “SOULS!!!” SOULS!!! at the top of her lungs the entire time

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Update: she’s now sitting completely still on the ottoman while meowing and I think she may have accidentally performed a ritual

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Good for her?..

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Well then. I think your sister just got possessed.

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@Pickles group

Naw. I think she was just being a kid. It's something I would do as a child was little me possessed?? Lol

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Fair. My sister does things like that as well. I hiss at people sometimes, so who am i to talk

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Emma walked in while I was reading this
She kept tapping Pickles' profile picture and saying "Aww I want to pet the ice cream kitty!!! Is it a video? Can I watch the silly ice cream kitty, Ella?"
I clicked your profile to show her the picture and she started giggling because she thought the hat was just so funny-

…Just thought I'd tell you that

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@Pickles group

Awwwwww if I knew how to make a video for her, I would

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@Pickles group

I just saw a Forky toy in front of the mini blow pops

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Well Emma has an entire fan base now

book

Did you just join the public Ash, or did you have a different name?

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

I changed my name last night while watching One Piece

book

Who were you?

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Ash-is-okay-at-manga

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@Pickles group

I think he means did it say something else before it had ash in it

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Oh. no, it was originally Ash_W1llow

book

Hmm. So I didn't know you. I thought I might have.

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Yesterday, my sister just latched on to my arm. That's it. Nothing else, just comes up to me, grabs my arm, and walks away.

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This happens to me.

If my sister tried that my arm would full-on break.

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mason(my two year old brother): startled at a noise what's that?
me: just a car
mason: ohh okay, just a car
me: …
mason: mooooo

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

30 minutes past her bedtime
Emma: rushes out of her room "I need to keep my heart from brokening!!!"
drinks water intensely
"Phew! Now I can't get my heart breaked"

Me: Emma what are you doing-
Emma: "I had to drink some water so that my heart can't break and be all sad inside my stomach"

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@Pickles group

It's official. Water beats the sad

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

ok thats the cutest thing

ThePaperBoy

May I tell a story of what my sibling has said to me?

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

May I tell a story of what my sibling has said to me?

Sure!