Also, not a quote from Emma exactly, but my other little sister said I need to go to a psychiatrist because I think the primary colors are magenta, cyan, and yellow
All the stupid things my baby sister says
Me: It’s a recipe for instant happy-
Emma: I know a resupe
Me: What is it?
Emma: you add a fork, and a hot sauce, and a thistle, and another fork, and another thistle, and it makes a hurt leg so you go aaA my leg-
Me: …
Emma: I learned it in Spanish
Me: well you can’t argue with Spanish
Emma: And then in Egglish we didn’t eat food and everyone screamed aAAAA ONLY HOT SAUCE because there was only hot sauce =D
Goodbye!
runs out of the room still humming the narwhal song
I love it.
“Put your hands in the air, your ears on your bonk-a-head, and DIE”
Seems legit.
“See you next duck egg!”
“This is the best ever tortilla food I’ve ever food”
bad Morgz impression
“Eating Matthew’s hair for 24 hours CHALLENGE”
“MOM! MOM! MOMMM! The rice almost killed me-”
…These all happened within 5 minutes of each other
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Emma: Ella, look at this cute cute glitter horse!
Me: It’s adorable!
You know what else is cute-
Emma: Yeah, I get it, I know I am
Classic.
What an icon
Mom: said something about a pig, I don’t know, I wasn’t paying attention
Emma: Ella can be a pig! she’ll go oink oink and she eats a lot of food :D
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OH MY GOD
Oof.
(this one happened a year ago but whatever)
“Wow, this ball is so big and heavy… Just like you, Grandpa!!!”
Lol. That's awesome.
Emma has decided my two female chinchillas will be named Stuffy and Fully and I almost want to call them that as a nickname just to make her happy
Aww, that's adorable.
I wish my sister was as adorable as yours. Instead she's just got a bad attitude.
Not Emma but my baby brother just told me
“Ella, your face is like bright sunshine”
“It hurts people’s eyes, gives people cancer, and makes me wish I was blind”
Whoa…
Of course this baby brother is actually 10 with the maturity of a toddler and has been looking at ancient grumpy cat memes on Pinterest for the past few weeks so I highly doubt his roast was original
Still. Whoa.
Me: you know what animal has an even tinier brain?
Emma: MATTHEW!!!
Mom: I was wondering where that went! Thank goodness you found it!
Little sister: It was under the table on a ledge
Emma: Cause I took it :D
Mom: …
Emma: …
Mom: I spent 10 dollars that I didn’t even have just to replace that you little-
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Emma: MOOOOOMMMM WE SHOULD PUT A PIANO IN THE BATHROOM SO WE CAN PLAY PIANO WHILE WE USE THE TOILET
MOM
(All happened this afternoon)
She is… Very wow.
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Emma: ELLA ELLA ELLA GET UP AND GET ME A CHIP-
Me: They’re right next to you, you can just grab it from the bag???
Emma: ehhhhhh no
never mind
I’ll just eat my muffin