Don't Be Suspicious

i just had an unfortunate thought consisting of the words 'unsalted marshmallows' and i don't like the implications that come with that. that the marshmallows we eat are unsalted and therefore, there exist somewhere, salted marshmallows

You are the monarch of cursed foods. Your instagram is a testimony of that, and thoughts like this are as well

those are SLIGHTLY cursed foods, not cursed cursed

cursed book?

anyway it's 11:00 at night, notebook is dead and I'm gonna take a bdsm quiz
how are YOU all doing tonight?

wait which one bcs. there's a chance I've taken it before

I–
Um, do you have any recommendations lmao?

that's the one I've taken and tbh the best. I hear. cough

my boyfriend and I took it each as a joke, and one of my top scores was brat. this fucker then had the GAL, the absolute NERVE, to look me dead in the eyes and say 'well they arent wrong'

oh
these results are…
not wrong

Well fuck him then 😂
I think mine went brat, switch, brat tamer, masochist then rope bunny——all in the upper 90% mark

i think that's what he was hoping for but who knows

you just out here covering all your bases huh? lmao

oh
these results are…
not wrong

dfgdfhgdf these damn quizes will call you out on things you didn't even know you were into

oh
these results are…
not wrong

dfgdfhgdf these damn quizes will call you out on things you didn't even know you were into

facts
switch is 100%, which is true
brat tamer is 99% which I didn't expect but… shrug
and then vanilla is 98% which is also pretty true.

Well fuck him then 😂
I think mine went brat, switch, brat tamer, masochist then rope bunny——all in the upper 90% mark

i think that's what he was hoping for but who knows

you just out here covering all your bases huh? lmao

Of course! To be honest I was expecting masochist to be right at the very top considering a few things, but alas, it wasn’t meant to be shrugs

well it is an online quiz, so you can only expect so much accuracy, right?

oh
these results are…
not wrong

dfgdfhgdf these damn quizes will call you out on things you didn't even know you were into

facts
switch is 100%, which is true
brat tamer is 99% which I didn't expect but… shrug
and then vanilla is 98% which is also pretty true.

ghgdfgh i hate the implication that we're direct opposites. although i feel you on the vanilla. that could just be the demi-ish in me talking, but who knows

i don’t know what that means but please for the love of heck don’t tell me

oh
these results are…
not wrong

dfgdfhgdf these damn quizes will call you out on things you didn't even know you were into

facts
switch is 100%, which is true
brat tamer is 99% which I didn't expect but… shrug
and then vanilla is 98% which is also pretty true.

ghgdfgh i hate the implication that we're direct opposites. although i feel you on the vanilla. that could just be the demi-ish in me talking, but who knows

I'm demisexual and I feel like that might be part of the reason I'm not into anything weird lmao
at least
not that I know of

i know what the acronym means unfortunately i just don’t understand the rest or want to

It's short for Bible Discussion/Study Meeting

I laughed so hard and I'm in church lol

Kinky shit

yeah, basically