Granted, but now you're pancaking stupid
I wish I had a pet chinchilla who never dies
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Granted, but everything's just hiding in your closet
I wish I could meet NerdECrafter and we'd both live
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Granted. But everyone else dies.
I wish that A Sorcery of Thorns would come out sooner.
But you die before that happens
I wish I can type faster
Granted, but you lose your fingers.
I wish that the rest of The Stormlight Archive would come out at this very moment, so I could read them all and have a good excuse to not do my homework. (Real life though, I honestly might die before the next seven books come out, seeing as it takes him like three years to write each book.)
You also go blind this very moment
I wish stuff in general is less stupid
Except staying alive
I wish I can digital art
So I kill everyone else off instead
I wish I can be less morbid
You be less morbid, but everyone around you dies a horrible painful death as you watch
I wish my hot cocoa had delicious marshmallows that aren’t poisoned
Everyone around you dies
I wish my fandom is less dead and all the creators from years ago all come back
Wish granted, but then you change fandoms
I wish I was an interesting person
But then everyone loves you less
I wish I'm a better RP'er
(I wish the same thing…)
You are, but you can't spell to save your life.
I wish the world was perfect
But you are useless
I wish tests are shorter
Granted but the questions are impossible.
Fine. You wanna play that way? I wish I could destroy my enemies in a burning pit of devil's fire, and that those I care about were perfectly safe. And that I could do anything I want, which includes vetoing your sabotages, protecting myself and others, and being able to fricken do anything. That includes being able to live and be able to see, hear, smell, taste, and feel. (Try and sabotage that.)
But you suddenly started caring about your enemies and hating the people you used to care about
I wish I can do more awesome stuff that does not lead to the death, mutilation or harm of me or my loved ones
But you lose all your memories of the awesome stuff
I wish whoever responds to this can have an amazing day =D
But whoever doesn't doesn't have a nice day
I wish time zones can be nicer to me
Wish granted, but it’s Sunday. It’s dead no matter what time zone you’re in.
I wish I could hug an opossum without it biting me or dying
It attaches itself permanently to you
I wish the world is less messed up
(I wouldn’t mind being united with a cute opossum forever…)
Granted except the world is already pretty freaking amazing so barely anything happened
I wish I had a fancier drawing tablet
But you have to pay with your spit
I wish I can do stuff better
Granted, but you’re already extremely talented, I just know it.
I wish I could eat ice cream for breakfast and not get sick
But your skin turn the colour of the ice cream
I wish I can paint
Granted, but it’s with the blood of your enemies
I wish I was creative
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Granted, but you already are
I wish I could sing