Out of Context

"Lord of the Rings is actually a Jojo reference"
~ steve again

"Ho-leander."
"Stop calling him that."
"I'm not wrong though."

They're really not, though

"Yield your eye sockets to the mango man."

"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Oh God, it's like friendly anxiety."

"i'm a vegan but i make an exception for human females cause they don't deserve rights"
"we need to fight for animal rights! they deserve the rights to live, drive, consent, vote, consent, not be food, consent"
"guys she was over 18 in dog years it's ok"

~N U T, 2020

"it's basically a car condom"
"yeah i saw your naked baby pictures and I'm a grown dude, it isn't that wierd"
~typical steeeve
honestly i don't know who said what I'm just using steve as a placeholder cause, like minecraft steve, they're all total chads. according to them at least

“People always told me, Nate, whenever you get older (you’re gonna want to do it), but don’t bite into a cup.”

"Ronald McDonald's just fickin McLoving it all over your chicken sandwich"

Are you telling me. you're about to stomp cows.
to make cow wine.

"i know the dog is not a scorpion,"

"ah yes, the two genders: miners and crafters"

“Where should I put the TP?”
“Just let them marinate”

"grass doesn't usually have wings"

crafter 100%

Are you telling me. you're about to stomp cows.
to make cow wine.

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure you don't stomp on cows to make burgers

you stomp them into the ground to make ground beef

To make cow wine, you must let them ferment until alcohol begins to form, and then you run it through a still to purify and dilute it to a drinkable state. Then again, to make alcohol you need sugar. Does this mean that the cows have to be grass-fed and freshly killed? Hmm….