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@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies August 02, 2020

"ah yes, the two genders: miners and crafters"

Guys tag yourself

I'm a miner

Crafter

Miner

Deleted user August 02, 2020

Crafter also does the sun feel blinded by us cuz humanity is so fuckign stupid and our world is a dumpster fire? More at 11.

@ElderGodSeeba bing bing 🐸 August 03, 2020

bing bing 🐸

"Why is there a TWINK in my shower???"
"Oh, that's you present."

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town August 03, 2020

"Why is this a mood? I'm not committing fraud."

@Pickles August 04, 2020

"I mean I like my house but I don't want to fuck it so.."

"It's always fun to watch him scream like a girl, right?"

"Angry melting"

"If this guy dies to go work on the other show we're watching him on, I quit."

"I have tender breasts."

Deleted user August 04, 2020

"Get off my goddamn kAYAK."

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 04, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Friends! Eboys! Countrymen! Lend me your ears!"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 04, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Eboy juice!!"
"So bleach?"

Deleted user August 04, 2020

“Haha I wasn’t some girl, I was your friend all along! I tricked you!”

“I know.”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker August 04, 2020

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth!?!"
"yes, yes indeed, mommy~"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 04, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Oh, Daddy Pig~"
"Did you see [redacted]'s reaction to that? I've never seen such visceral disgust in my life."
"I felt visceral disgust saying that-"

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town August 04, 2020

"Mom, is Dad gonna kill us?"
"We're just gonna have to wait and see."

Deleted user August 04, 2020

"You mean the-"

"The stereotypical gay spider, yes."

Deleted user August 04, 2020

“I really honestly question if you really are straight.”

@Pickles August 04, 2020

"My mom forgets that I'm partly not straight."

"Time to go scream in the basement."

"I like her reaction to her period."

Deleted user August 04, 2020

"Go get the fries, Kevin, it's about to get wild!"

@Yamatsu August 04, 2020

"ARISE, CHICKEN! CHICKEN, ARISE!"

@Pickles August 04, 2020

"I think Grandma got leaky."

"Let's bond over our hatred."

"I wanna bake you cookies."
"I can bake my own cookies."
"No I wanna help. I wanna bake you cookies. How about bread?"

@Althalosian-is-the-father August 04, 2020

“I really honestly question if you really are straight.”

My irl friends @ me.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 04, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"I'm a perfect mix of all three learning types. So basically I'm the Avatar."
"BUT EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE AUDITORY LEARNERS ATTACKED!"

@Althalosian-is-the-father August 04, 2020

Bruh Lol.

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town August 04, 2020

“I really honestly question if you really are straight.”

Yeah, that's me to this one girl at my school

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry August 04, 2020

“it's kinda like a what came first, the chicken or the egg. and in this metaphor, am i the chicken, and is the egg the ability to be sexy…?"

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry August 04, 2020

"THE BOYS ARE IN TROUBLE! A SEAGULL TOLD ME!"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker August 04, 2020

"you know, if grover from sesame street wants to see my asscheeks, just let him, I'm too tired for this"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker August 04, 2020

"wait did you guys not know that truck nuts are actually eggs and they hatch?"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 04, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"wait did you guys not know that truck nuts are actually eggs and they hatch?"

What if the truck nut eggs hatch dragons?

@Althalosian-is-the-father August 04, 2020

"Do you need a little hole in your sleeve for Little Malcolm?"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 04, 2020

RRAAAARRL

~~It's a question!~~

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry August 05, 2020

"now, to sleep with elephant or to not sleep with elephant?"

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